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Nope;

>q: If your German in the kitchen what are you in the bathroom?

a: YOUR A PEEIN in the bathroom! Ha Ha, get it? Your A Peein>>European;

Get it now?

And this joke probably failed.

Hmm, this was a soft money flame war, but now it's something else, so here's a riddle:

If you're German in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?

Unless you live in America, then you should stop complaining. I don't live in the UK, so I don't complain about your continent wide problems with foot and mouth disease and mad cow and how you have...