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Hahahahhaaha, what?

It's a web based class.

pianorain, I'd like to sign you up for my inaugural class "how to search for posts by Govtcheez". It's only $50.

I'm not saying your searching methods lack skill, but...

Is my butt going to have a baby?

Calling that entire thing "bussing" is generalizing to the point of being inaccurate. You can't reduce the entire civil rights movement to that and expect anyone to know what you're talking about.
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queatrix do you have any friends you don't know from church

have you ever told anyone "you're going to hell" without a hint of irony?

So by "a humongus load of crap" you mean "the bible says it is bad".

OK

Just because something is icky to you doesn't make it crap. This is the part where you talk about why it's crap and what sort of "pro help" you expect them to get.

Seriously, the other day I was walking down the street and BAM some gay just jumped up and screwed me in the ass. They're a nuisance and must be stopped

> GayCheeze

This is awesome. I'm pretty sure this is my favorite thing ever.

> Because this whole homo-sexuallity thing is a humongus load of crap. And it ruined the meaning of a word in the...

> The fact that I called you 2 names that suit and describe you very well, don't make a good point as to why I would suck.

Yes, calling me made-up nonsense words is not indicative of you sucking...

Just my heart.


Just my heart.

Get in line.

> I noticed that when you can't make a good comeback, you always try to dull it out with things like "this isn't as interesting any more" and "oh, you suck"

You called me "cheez-smear" and...

queatrix, please refer to the posting history of ahluka to learn how to recover from your present predicament

I can't wait until 8th grade lets out and then we can hang out all the time! :)

Oh queatrix, your good natured ribbing never gets old! C'mere sport!

*gives a noogie*
*porks your mom*
*is your new dad*

Responsibilities of deputy mayor of awesometown:

-keep my coffee cup full
-wash my car
-be awesome

Builds character, puts hair on your chest, etc.

Plus you can feel free to make fun of our football team.
Key points:
1) Coach gets arrested for driving through Wendy's while naked
2) still has...

Well I do need someone to get me coffee and make sure the coffee pots are filled.

This doesn't pay anything, but it would be character building.