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I think we spent like $35 on it. It was a "joke doll" - it couldn't be used for sex stuff. Except, obviously, for sex with a concrete bulldog.

edit: That was probably 5 years ago, though, so I...

Like you never humped the general.

I wish we had taken a picture of the time we put a bra on him..

I've got no idea what you're talking about
(yes, that's me)