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Now my crotch is dry but my pants don't fit

> Do you want to see my used chewing-gum collection?

She did the same thing when I asked if she wanted to see my collection of LOTR action figures. I don't know if she's being honest with us,...

"strip" is very disappointing

edit: She likes it if you're polite. "Get me a beer b*tch" resulted in her telling me no, but leaving off the last word landed me a cold one. "suck me peepee"...