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Yeah, it gets progressively worse, for a pHD you have to learn BASIC and for a grandmaster you need to learn COBOL

There are probably some prolog forums.
OH WAIT, THERE ARENT.
WHY?
BECAUSE PROLOG SUCKS.

Prolog?

DOES PROLOG CONTAIN THE LETTER C? I'm sure someone will help you, but I guess most of us don't use prolog.