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> what kind of spyware are you going to put in a 5.50kb file?
Back in my day, the operating system fit in one byte, and the viruses fit in a nibble

I figure that a user who has been around as long as Cool August probably won't try posting a virus or spyware on a message board, plus, a group of C/C++ programmers is probably the wrong group to try...

If only I knew assembly...
A whole ton of "add [bx+si],al", perhaps an unrolled loop?
It appears you are pushing something out of some port, wow, I give up