I am looking for a clown to replace me as a regular on these forums. You won't receive payment but you can consider it a service to the cprogramming.com community! Anyone who's interested in this opportunity can receive further information by mailing firstname.lastname@example.org.
EDIT: Oh yeah, and if you can't think of a name, Hugh, Pugh, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grub are all fine choices! ^_^