I want to go into business developing apps(games, mostly) and selling them on the Mac App Store, but a few obstacles stand in the way. Like how I'm broke and only have access to PowerPC Macs, which aren't compatible with the App Store at all. What I need is a loyal stooge to partner with, somebody who has a modern Mac to compile my software on and submit it to the App Store with, somebody who can set up an Apple Developer Account for me.
And yes, that means you'd have to shell out $99 of your own money. But! To reimburse you, I'll give you the first $99 that I make. And guess what? After that... I'll happily split all the money with you 50/50. Which, honestly, you'd deserve because you would be the one enabling my entire business venture. Plus, I'll share my code with you and can probably tutor you to a fair extent, if you want me to.
Age doesn't matter, experience doesn't matter, gender doesn't matter. All that matters is that you have the modern Mac, the $99, the enthusiasm to work with me on this, and that you won't rip me off. I wish I could choose everybody that fits the description, but I only need one partner. So I apologize in advance and profusely if I don't pick you. Seriously.
(Becuase I bet tons of people will be clamoring for this job that sounds like a half-baked scam, haha. P.S., I'm aware there probably aren't many(any?) Mac users here, but my search is going badly and I'm getting real desparate about now.)