C programming - pls pls help me

help me please my boy friend thinks im a 'dumb bird' and couldnt write in 'c' ok maybe he is write but will look like a fool!!! sum1 pls help b4 he gets home????
Translate the following pseudocode into a working c programme?

begin
read port 0 and set its value to a varrible k:
while k <0fh DO
turn channel 8 on and off continuously
write the value of k into port2
end while;
if channel2 is on and channel5 is off THEN
Repeat;
read channel 25 and writes its value in2 port 2;
insert delay if necessary;
while channel 0 is ON DO
turn on and off alll even channels 1 from left to right
insert delay if necessary;
end while;
untill channel 6 is on;
else
read channel 3 of a/d converter;
if data read from a/d is less than 55h then exit;
else
print the message greater than 55h on the screen;
end;

Wow!! You date a lecturer????

And anyway.....this would be fooling your "boyfriend" right??

If he treats you like that you should dump him.....

Um... What OS is this for? What compiler are you using? Have you even tried? Did you really expect a full program?

Your friend is a showoff gloatbucket. Tell him to take his C and shove it up his ass. I don't know how to translate that because I don't know what you mean by port (printer port? tcp/ip port?) or channel (bbc? cnn?).
Is that code BASIC?

It looks like code for the Electronic Toaster platform.

#define BURNT "yukky and black"

...

if(toast != BURNT)
cook();
else
eject(toast);

...

Hell....I know of lots of arguments in relationships, but a domestic over who can code in C????

LOL!!!!!

If he calls you a dumb bird again, cut up all his underwear and go to your mothers......that'll teach him :p ;) :rolleyes:

First, you have a very very strange boyfriend. This pseudocode is quite straightforward, since you're not able to implement this in C I guess you don't know almost anything about C, do you?

Fordy: that post cracked me up!!! :D

> help me please my boy friend thinks im a 'dumb bird' and
> couldnt write in 'c' ok maybe he is write but will look like a
> fool!!! sum1 pls help b4 he gets home????

Maybe if you learned to type, read, spell, and use correct punctuation, he wouldn't think you were such a 'dumb bird'. At least try and be readable.

Quzah.

i think she hasn't even replied yet.

Brian you must like burnt toast!


>define BURNT "yukky and black"

>...

>if(toast != BURNT)
then burn it:D


I think that sally should start with the "HELLO" "WORLD" prog LOL

:eek: