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I say Paris Hilton
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/...s/3857991.html
she couldn't even get the name of her goddamn game right despite the fact it is printed on the wall behind her, what an idiotQuote:
Originally Posted by The Article
also this thread is not about console warzz it is about making fun of paris hilton
This is my favorite of hers:
On advice given from her mother -
"Always stay the same that I've been since I was a little girl and not let it all go to my head."
Apparently... she doesn't listen to her mother.
i never understood why she is so famous, all she is the daughter of a rich guy. and thier are plenty of those
All becuase of this phrase: "There is no such thing as bad publicity." She's had so much bad publicity that she's now famous, and can continue to be famous without more bad publicity.Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSAS
LOL, I can't believe she forgot the name of her own game. I can't believe it. Nope. Lies. No one is that dumb.
well in her defence she probably has nothing at all to do with it
Bullcrap, she takes it all with open arms and begs for more. She pushes herself into a lifestyle that puts her in the spotlight. She had a show for christ's sake where she worked on a farm.
And she's ugly. She has a man face.
seriously!Quote:
Originally Posted by ethic
she is Uuuugly.
She's not ugly, she just has a face impediment!
two words: homemade porn.Quote:
i never understood why she is so famous
No one knew who she was until then. Those were the days...
i bet anyone in this thread calling her ugly would rail her if they got the chance
Rail Her? I don't see people hitting her with a rail for being ugly. On a serious note, I would rather live without fear of my wang falling off after that.
Bag it and tag it, I always say.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamen.Quote:
I would rather live without fear of my wang falling off after that.
Happy birthday, btw. Not only conscious, but posting the day after your 21st. Nice.
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Originally Posted by SniperSAS
No. And I had the chance. She was at the Sundance
Film Festival (for some reason) last January. I was
less 20 miles away. Had I wanted to...
yup.
She's uhg.
okay so you were withing 20 miles of her and that automatically means she would let some nerd drill her? keep dreaming
You never know. Carpe Diem and what not. Or Carpe Paris (Say: Parii), as the french say.Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSAS
it doesn't matter anywayQuote:
Originally Posted by twomers
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9...hilton54ij.jpg
ethic is obviously gay, why else wouldn't he want to drill that?
Clearly you didn't read his earlier posts ....Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSAS
and it was you who said:Quote:
Originally Posted by ethic
[enter SniperSAS]
SniperSAS: "i bet anyone in this thread calling her ugly would rail her if they got the chance"
[exunt]
[end]
i don't see what this has to do with ethic being gay :(Quote:
Originally Posted by twomers
I completely misinterpreted what it was you were saying. Sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSAS
Ever see the south park episode with Paris Hilton?
yeh :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by twomers
;) :p and :confused: is all I have to say about it! I liked her dogs!Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSAS
is she still in Mr slaves ass?
I think it is quite possible. Have you seen her come out? Has he gone for good?Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSAS
then that means... the person at E3 was an imposter!Quote:
Originally Posted by twomers
we need to get to the bottom of this, i have all my men on it, i reccomend you do the same
**THREAD UPDATE: E3 PARIS HILTON ACTUALLY A COLUMBIAN REVOLUTIONARY**
That's not getting the chance, that could be just knowing you had no shot. Getting the chance would be having the woman in front of you asking. Who says no then? Maybe 25% of the people who said she's ugly.Quote:
Originally Posted by ethic
Erm, not entirely. She did explode after that, but she was still well known before then. Seen Zoolander?Quote:
Originally Posted by Decrypt
I never looked out for her, but even before homemade porn I heard a fair amount about her on tv, news, school, whatever.
*sigh*Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSAS
because she looks like a man
Pay attention.
Besides, I'm not the one who has his own men. Who'sQuote:
Originally Posted by SiniperSAS
gay now, mofo?! :mad:
Even if I were to ignore the fact that she looks like myQuote:
That's not getting the chance, that could be just knowing you had no shot. Getting the chance would be having the woman in front of you asking. Who says no then? Maybe 25% of the people who said she's ugly.
cousin Dougie, I would still say no because I'm quite sure
that she has chlamydia.
MAJOR UPDATE: CUBAN STRIKE TEAMS ASSAULT COLOMBIAN TRAINING CAMPS TRYING TO FIND THE ELUSIVE MAJOR MARIA "ESPIRITU DE MUERTE" CHAVEZ, LEADER OF THE SPEC OPS TEAM THAT INFILTRATED E3 WITH THE FAKE PARIS
CUBAN OFFICIALS FEAR THE COLOMBIAN GOVERNMENT IS HIDING HER DEEP IN THE VAST JUNGLES OF THE AMAZON, THEY REQUEST UN AID
eidt- another update!
ETHIC ATTEMPTS TO SCORE INTERNET COOL POINTS BY ACTING LIKE HIS STANDARDS ARE SO HIGH HE DIDN'T EVEN ........ A VERY FAMOUS, VERY HOT STARLETTE DESPITE THE FACT HE WAS TOTALLY WITHIN 20 MILES OF HER ONE TIME GUYS I AM SERIOUS
She is not hot. Even if you were to argue that she has good looks she has no charisma at all. There's absolutely nothing attractive about her, an empty shell. There's no way anyone could pop a boner looking at her.
Now this is hottness:
http://www.gilmoregirls.de/galerie/?alexisbledel
Stay away. She loves me.
yeah you guys are right she became a sex symbol by accident
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you're creepy as hell manQuote:
Originally Posted by ethic
Yeah, her 2 second part in that movie was totally the moment everyone knew "Paris had arrived".Quote:
Originally Posted by Dae
Sniper, I'm not gay and I wouldn't screw her. Have you seen the sex tape? All she does in whine and complain in it.
I also think it's funny that a bunch of people calling for ethic's other thread to be closed are debating whether or not Paris Hilton's hot in this one. This is, of course, a totally appropriate place for a thread like this :cool: