Evil Dentist

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03-19-2005
Brain Cell

Evil Dentist

Here are the reasons that made me think that dentists are pure evil. Is this common or is it only my dentist?

- Whenever he says that something won't hurt , IT HURTS !!!! :
Dentist : take it easy , this won't hurt :)
Me : ok , go ahead :)
Dentist : *starts drilling*
Me : OOWWW !!!
Dentist : WHAT ???
Me : YOU should take it easy , it hurts !!
Dentist : no it doesn't !!
Me : *mumbles* how the hell would you know

- Last time he told me that he's gonna give me a special anesthetic , and everything will go smooth. I opened my mouth preparing to take the injection , he unexpectedly chose a location deep inside my mouth , somewhere close to my throat :

Dentist : Do you know how a needle feels like? :)
Me : *while my mouth is opened* uh-uh? :confused: ("no? :confused: ")
Dentist : *injects*
Me : uuuuunnnnngggghhhh :eek:
Dentist: What do you feel? a burn? a shock?
Me : unnnnn gaaaah ("both")
Dentist : Calm down , i'm almost done ... there you go
Me : I HATE YOU ... !!!!
Dentist : hehe , i hate you too ;)
Me : why would you want to anesthetize me in my throat? *thinks* you idiot
Dentist : Its not your throat. I had to anestethize the main nerves.
(5 minutes later)
Dentist : you will feel NOTHING !! nothing at all
Me : great :)
Dentist : *drills for a while*
Me : GOD !!!
Dentist : WHAT NOW??? YOU SHOULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING !!
Me : how many injections am i allowed to take?
Dentist : about 13
Me : give me two more !!!!
*everything goes fine*

Why do they ALWAYS LIE ??? i mean how would they know if something hurts me or not?? they assume stupid stuff like :

a) If person some people don't feel any pain , then the rest shouldn't :
Me : IT HURTS !!!
Dentist : I used to do it to my patients without any problems !!!
Me : *sobs* but i'm a different patient !!!

b) I should open my mouth for one complete hour without moving or complaining.

and more. Anyway , enough ranting .. i'll leave ya with a "scary" pic of mine when i was at the clinic. I took it with my Nokia phone while he was working ( i was bored :D). It felt like he was gonna build something inside my mouth...
03-19-2005
PING

lol, show us your face..hehe..btw, dentists are not always evil..if they dont do what they do to you, you wont be left with any teeth..lol..long live the dentists.
*thinks*
now that you got me thinking bout dentists, i think i had an appointment with my evil guy some days ago..or maybe it is the day after tomorrow..
*rushes off to ask mom*
yeah, i gotta go to the evil guy in two days..this time, i ll try takin a pic of mine..maybe ill look like dracula with all the blood coming out of my mouth..*evil laugh*
03-19-2005
xxxrugby

He he maybe they arent evile. They are evile players. But I know that I dont go to them.
Uf what a Happynes that I have good teeth!
03-19-2005
gcn_zelda

Orthodontists aren't as bad.

They're just like "Shove this huge piece of plastic filled with sick-tasting goop in your mouth and stop breathing for a couple of minutes."

You know. Everyday stuff.
03-19-2005
Darkness

My wisdom teeth just came in and I'm fortunate that I don't need them yanked out.
03-19-2005
Zach L.

Yeah... You know your dentist is evil when he injects anesthetic into one side of your mouth (not a pleasant procedure), and then proceeds to rip two teeth out of the other side (also, not particularly pleasant).

And the wisdom teeth extraction procedure... Absolutely no fun at all.
03-19-2005
cerin

I hate the dentist. He was telling me I needed to brush better and the light was shining in my eyes so I looked away and he said you can roll your eyes as long as you want your teeth to rot out or something. Everyone tells me root canals are the worst. I hated it when I had one of my teeth pulled I had to have some cotton stuff on it most of the time because it bled so much.
03-19-2005
InvariantLoop

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darkness

My wisdom teeth just came in and I'm fortunate that I don't need them yanked out.

I wasnt so fortunate, the thing was giving me a headache. So i go to the dentist and for 2 weeks i was hooked on motrin and some other meds.
03-20-2005
Brain Cell

Quote:

Originally Posted by gcn_zelda

Orthodontists aren't as bad.

They're just like "Shove this huge piece of plastic filled with sick-tasting goop in your mouth and stop breathing for a couple of minutes."

I'll visit an orthodontist once i'm done with my teeth. No matter what he does , atleast there is no driliing involved :D

since you guys mentioned wisdom tooth , how painful is extracting it? someone told me its a nightmare , but that was long time ago. Unfortunately , i have a wisdom teeth that should be extracted.
03-20-2005
InvariantLoop

You should go before it gets infected. The dentist i went too he was good, he just used some anesthetics till my whole cheeck got numb and i couldnt feel anything. All the pain comes before you go to the dentist after it doesnt hurt as much. He gave me motrin and some other meds i cant even spell or pronounce to take after the procedure. I think i payed around $500 for 1 tooth cuz i didnt have insurance at that time, but it hurted a lot so i had to do it, as it was coming out it was pushing the other teeth and thats what was giving me pain. Afer he removed it, i asked the nurse if i can have the tooth, she gave it to me and i still have it ehehe.
03-20-2005
Brain Cell

Quote:

i asked the nurse if i can have the tooth, she gave it to me and i still have it ehehe.

haha , i'm planning to do the same. :)
03-21-2005
Liger86

What I hate the most is a filling coming out, it's like the worst thing ever. 'Cause if you got a major filling in your front teath and it comes out - next thing is a root canal and a crown!
03-22-2005
the dead tree

My dentist had all these cute toys, and snoopy things on her room.
Then she was all nice and told me I wouldnt need anesthesia for a cavity because it was on the surface. And by the way, I had it because my other dentist ( which was a good one ) left a hole on my braces that collect food as a hobby for years.
So she started. God that hurt so much, and wasnt even a bad cavity.

So yes, all doctors are definitely evil

"since you guys mentioned wisdom tooth , how painful is extracting it?"

Doesnt hurt at all. Is scary as hell. If you want an extra thrill, get a spoon, put on top of your tongue and lower it so the edges of the spoon get under the edges of your teeth ( youll get 2 of them or so ). Then, tap the spoon on the handle so the head goes up. Youll get the idea and can think about it before it happens.
But I extracted what, 4 of them for the braces and it didnt hurt a bit. My advice is eating ice cream or something later, once the anesthesia starts wearing off, to keep it numb!
03-22-2005
XSquared

I remember when I had my wisdom teeth done. Well, actually, I was high as a kite on laughing gas at the time, so it's kinda blurry. It never really hurt afterwards though, just very swollen, and seeing as how I was working in a call center at the time, I got lots of time off to sleep and such. :D
03-22-2005
Brain Cell

Glad to hear that it doesn't hurt.

Yesterday the doctor checked on my 4 wisdom teeth. One of them came out and ready to be extracted. The others are still under my gum. He told me that i should either wait for them to come out (and probably start causing serious troubles) or extract them with a surgery. I'm not in a hurry , so i'll just wait *gasps*

Quote:

But I extracted what, 4 of them for the braces.

The Orthodontist i visited told me that the neccesity of extracting all of your wisdom teeth before putting braces isn't a proven fact. He said that i could exctract them anytime later , even after having braces.
03-22-2005
Welshy

The worst thing for me about dentists is the smell......i just cant bear it
03-22-2005
pianorain

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSquared

I remember when I had my wisdom teeth done. Well, actually, I was high as a kite on laughing gas at the time, so it's kinda blurry. It never really hurt afterwards though, just very swollen, and seeing as how I was working in a call center at the time, I got lots of time off to sleep and such. :D

Ha...I guess I'm a wimp, because they put me under before taking out my wisdom teeth, and I was on some nice painkillers for the next week.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brain Cell

The Orthodontist i visited told me that the neccesity of extracting all of your wisdom teeth before putting braces isn't a proven fact. He said that i could exctract them anytime later , even after having braces.

Aye, I didn't get my wisdom teeth out until after I had braces.
03-23-2005
Liger86

Ever seen the Dentist? 'cause they need to make the Dentist two and rate it NO17