My Price List!!!

Hello guys!

I finally release the prices for my souper-douper help that i unsparingly offer! I believe that the cost is very reasonable and shouldn't be missed by anyone. It's a unique offer, just because i care about you!

So... here are the details:

beginner questions - $5
intermediate questions - $10
advanced questions - $20
problem solution - $50
entire project solution - $100
My opinion for a general topic - $500 :)

Just leave your credit card number after you get my valuable help and everything is gonna be fine! And i am sure that all my funs will be greatful to hear my fantastic price list!
:D

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entire project solution - $100

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Fine, write me a Fully operational operating system...
If im satisfied with the result i name the OS to me=> GLOS (ganglylambs OS).
And if im not satisfied with the result i demand a FULL refund.

Eeeeeer... in what language?

I always thought the InterCal "Come From" statement was a superb idea!

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Eeeeeer... in what language?

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Salem knows what i want a Decent friendly user OS coded in that funny language.

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Originally posted by GanglyLamb
Salem knows what i want a Decent friendly user OS coded in that funny language.

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hmmmm, put me down for one of those too. but make sure its different from GLOS so there are no copyright issues. i also want POS (Perspective Operating System) to be totaly mind controlled via remote brain sensors and voice recognition should be an option. oh, and i want it done by monday.

Perspective Keep in mind that i am his first client so ill get a 80 % discount. The consequence of that is that you will pay more to even my 80% discount... anyway Aprog PM me and we'll settle this matter + then i can give you my creditcard#.

What kind of programming language uses PLEASE as a keyword??!! :rolleyes:

Eeee... sorry guys... :) I don't use Intercal ( i 'm a professional )
I am a C porgrammer and you can find my on the C board. By the way there is no discount for anyone:D.
I hope you are a bit more lucky next time..

I would like a desktop OS written in C and bootloader in assembly. It must also be compatible with any software that can run on Windows. You show me that, I'll give you your $100 :)

Well....
Sorry damonbrinkley but i don't use assembly
Maybe next time...

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Originally posted by AProg
Well....
Sorry damonbrinkley but i don't use assembly
Maybe next time...

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Alright, just get me the OS then, I'll use Grub as my bootloader.

How about an emulator that will run ALL windows based binaries on a Linux/FBSD system, and all of them will look/run just like they are on windows. Oh and it has to be eaisy to install, maintain and use :)

That or a virus that will format all windows boxes and install Linux on them :)

How about brain****? That's an interesting language to say the least.

wow golfingguy... I just searched for that in Google... it looks cool. AProg, put me down for a mmorpg in that language - here's a link with everything you need http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/bf/

lol i'd hae to agree I never thought "please" would be found in someones code...then again maybe whoever came up with that language had "2001" or "The Matrix" in mind...

Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Guys i'm so sad!!! Unfortunately the program that i use to write my programs has been cut out ( or tarnished, what word should i use? ) and i'm afraid that we will all have to show a little bearing ( is that phrase valid?, let me know if i do mistakes using my English ) and have to wait untill i fix the problem...
I'll try to fix it as soon as possible.

P.S: About brain* etc, i use only C.

shut up, download gcc, and get working.

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> Eeeeeer... in what language?
Intercal of course

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That's your only response to that question...ever. Switch it up with *MOD EDIT: DON'T DO THAT!* sometime - variety is the spice of life, afterall.

Heeeeyyyyyy.....!
All these are for amatuers! I have a name out there!! What will my funs say if they see me using Intercal?! Do you want to destroy me? Let these things to the beginners!
Professinals don't compromise with anything!!

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Originally posted by AProg
Heeeeyyyyyy.....!
All these are for amatuers! I have a name out there!! What will my funs say if they see me using Intercal?! Do you want to destroy me? Let these things to the beginners!
Professinals don't compromise with anything!!

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Professionals don't need to go to General Discussion forums and ask for work either.

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Originally posted by MrWizard
Professionals don't need to go to General Discussion forums and ask for work either.

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good point.. first Aprog we need you to explain how a virus can infect come into a system by browsin the pages which has pur HTML:D:D:D:D:D

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Originally posted by JaWiB
lol i'd hae to agree I never thought "please" would be found in someones code...then again maybe whoever came up with that language had "2001" or "The Matrix" in mind...

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PLEASE SHUTDOWN

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I'm sorry Dave. I cannot do that.

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:D

>Professionals don't need to go to General Discussion forums and ask for work either.
>>good point

Well...
1) I didn't ask for work. I just informed you about my new extreme offer. Besides, where are all my supporters supposed to learn my news if i don't announce them?
2) What you are saying is totally wrong.

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SHUTDOWN


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Error. Expected 'PLEASE'.

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AProg, Vasanth gave me another idea, so I'm going to order another program from you - and I'll pay double for it due to the inconvenience of learning another language, even though it's an easy one.

I would like a virus that can delete a hard drive, written in pure HTML. Just send me a link when you're done. :D

There is an easier way to delete your hard disk:
Right click on your c folder -> delete

Calculations:
This is not a programming answer, so i get it as my opinion about a generall topic => $500

P.S: Do you suggest me to make an other choise about computer questions? Hmmm... not bad... I 'll think a bit a bout it...

Reading through this thread, some kind of automated spell checker might be a useful tool. What will your "funs" think of that given the choise"?

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Originally posted by AProg
There is an easier way to delete your hard disk:
Right click on your c folder -> delete

Calculations:
This is not a programming answer, so i get it as my opinion about a generall topic => $500

P.S: Do you suggest me to make an other choise about computer questions? Hmmm... not bad... I 'll think a bit a bout it...

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Yeah, it's an opinion that won't work.

Are you trying to be funny by telling people how much they owe you after you give them tips or suggestions? It's actually more annoying than anything. Just my opinion on a general topic so you now owe me $500.

> Yeah, it's an opinion that won't work
yiap, i guess you are right, didn't sleep last night... do delete format

> Are you ... owe me $500
Hey! This is business. If you don't like it don't ask, or ask somewhere else where it might be better ( there is such a place ).
People here have found what they wanted, don't try to destroy it.
Why you don't release your own price list and steal from me and my team?

P.S: Because I am trying to expand my business and in other sites, and i need my money as soon as possible, i set compound interest( i hope this is the right word ) 10% per week. So hurry up with your debts!

Alright AProg. It was a decent joke. Now it's an old joke. Let it go, and don't put it all over the other forums.

I like how your opinion is worth 500 and a complete project only 100. Clever.:cool:

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Originally posted by AProg
> Yeah, it's an opinion that won't work
yiap, i guess you are right, didn't sleep last night... do delete format

> Are you ... owe me $500
Hey! This is business. If you don't like it don't ask, or ask somewhere else where it might be better ( there is such a place ).
People here have found what they wanted, don't try to destroy it.
Why you don't release your own price list and steal from me and my team?

P.S: Because I am trying to expand my business and in other sites, and i need my money as soon as possible, i set compound interest( i hope this is the right word ) 10% per week. So hurry up with your debts!

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Ha Ha Ha....if you're here expecting to make money then you sorely mistaking what this board is for. Even if this was a place to try and make money, there's quite a few other people here I would hire to write code for me before you.