Is M$ trying to take over the world?

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Yes, they've even invested in mind-control technologies, as one of my conspiracy books says...

Jesus, what a remark. Still it could be true. It is to do with Windows Media Player. Trust me. I'll start a new thread.

I don't think MS is trying to take over the world...maybe the computer world, I would beleive that one.

what is M$?

>what is M$?

It's too late for you. One can only hope that selling your computer soul was not your choice. Ignorance is Bill.

Yeah didn't you hear? They have managed to develop a way of introducing Windows source code into the water cycle. They have called it 'Windows H2O'. Within a matter of weeks every man woman and child throughout the entire world will become bloated and strive to fulfill one basic instinct, to consume every resource around them. This will continue until all resources around the individual are gone at which point they will utter the phrase "Fatal Exception Occured at 08xh:49267584" before keeling over.

Only when your world is a computer.

>Only when your world is a computer.

I have evidence that Balmer and Co have drilled into the centre of the world and installed Windows. This is bad enough, but when our sun finally expires, our world has been designed to explode and travel the galaxy in search of other worlds to install the P.O.S. These other worlds will no doubt have far superior desktop systems; but they'll have *no choice*, due to the pervasiveness/mind control/evil capiltalist tendancies of the M$.

hehe....i like how people ramble about stuff, its funny =)

I just looked up M$ on google what is it? What does M plus a money sign mean?

M is for moonie. It's moonie money.

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If you're a Christian and think that your serving the lord, you might want to look into how the moonies are taking control of the Religous Right.

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I just looked up M$ on google what is it? What does M plus a money sign mean?

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M$ = MS ;) Looks like it's too late for you to be saved from their clutches, I'm sorry but we'll have to eliminate you! :p

I agree with Hillbillie, because I don't think that they have any interests beyond the computer world...

Is there anybody who doesn't know M$!?

But really love M$, I think it's one of the greatest computer companies ever!

I looked up MS on google and I found out is stands for Microsoft. What is Microsoft?

Uh-oh, you've fallen into their clutches too! :( looks like you're gonna have to be eliminated as well ;)

theres a new sony stereo system for cars coming out, it runs on a windows XP engine.....

RUN.

Beware, it's programmed to spontaneously start playing really bad classical music at full volume on your first date with the woman/man of your dreams! heh new poll, who thinks I'm crazy? :p