OMG just STFU and HELP a NEWBIE with HIS CODE !!!!!!!!11

#inculde <iostream.h>

iint main (void);
{
int hi = 0;
if (hi = 0)
{
cout << im cool;
} else {
cout >> eemail m e cool dude! This program was made by me... plrease donst steal teh soruce code mAN!!!!1 << endlk;
}
return ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hi + 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1);
}

PLZ THIS WONT COMPILE
MY COMPIlER IS MSVC++ ENTERPRISE
I dowdnloadded it off of kazzza, mazning compiler man...get it now kthx.

It give me errrreror, like 10
fix it and send ti to me
[email protected]

d0nt know man, looks flawless to me

|)(_)|)3, '/0(_) 4123 50 61/\/\|>, '/0(_)12 |>120|3|_3/\/\ 15 +|-|4+ '/0(_) /|/33|) /\/\0123 0|= +3|-| |)00|)5|>34|< 1/|/ +3|-| (0|)3! 1337 r0x0rz j00 411...

>>#inculde <iostream.h>
You misspelled include and your not using the standard header <iostream>

>>iint main (void);
You misspelled int and the void in parenthesis isn't needed in C++.

>>if (hi = 0)
There's your biggest problem. The comparison operator is ==, not =. What your program is doing there is assigning zero to hi. Then, it checks to see if hi is zero. Since it is, the next flawed line won't be executed.

>>cout << im cool;
First off, you're not cool. Second, your grammar is atrocious. Most importantly, you forgot to put that string in quotes.

Hmmm, now that I see sooooooo many obvious errors, I'm starting to think that this is a joke. Yeeeeeeah. I'm gonna go now. *walks away*

Quote:

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Originally posted by joshdick
I'm starting to think that this is a joke.

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Thanks God!!!

> eemail m e cool dude! This program was made by me... plrease donst steal teh soruce code mAN!!!!1

I don't think anyone would...

what about:

return 0;