How do you keep a moron busy?

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05-19-2002
Jet_Master

How do you keep a moron busy?

Put him in a circular room and tell him to sit in a corner.

another one

give a paper with PTO (please turn over) on both sides.
05-19-2002
Jet_Master

How do you keepa moron in suspense??

-i will give you the answer in my next post.
05-19-2002
Dual-Catfish

Cmon i'm dying to know
05-19-2002
Jet_Master

i will tell you in my next post
05-19-2002
RobR

Click here.
05-19-2002
Jet_Master

That's a good one.

But I will give you the REAL answer in my next post...
05-19-2002
Hillbillie

>Cmon i'm dying to know<

ROFL...
05-19-2002
Commander

This thread is a shame to the internet sociaty...............
05-19-2002
Unregistered

I thought it was funny and you spelt sociaty wrong.

SPELL IT PROPERLY MORON!
05-19-2002
itld

howdy,
i don't get it?

M.R.
05-19-2002
salvelinus

Quote:

Originally posted by Commander
This thread is a shame to the internet sociaty...............

Darn straight, the Internet laws have something to say about this!
05-19-2002
Jet_Master

Quote:

howdy,
i don't get it?

M.R.

so... you dont get it, huh? well you will get it soon. maybe in my next post when i give you my correct answer.
05-19-2002
dbaryl

LOL C'mon, tell us already, I can't wait! :)

No, it can't be, I'm not a moron! ....Tell me, tell me already!
05-19-2002
Commander

Quote:

...and you spelt sociaty wrong.

SPELL IT PROPERLY MORON!

I don't usually look at my spellings when i'm posting in an online msgbrd.:mad: ..thankyou very much...
05-19-2002
Aran

that's like saying "i don't usually move my mouth when i talk to people".
05-19-2002
Commander

How did u guess I don’t need to move my mouth!!!! (I’m telepathic:D)
05-19-2002
OxYgEn-22

>>that's like saying "i don't usually move my mouth when i talk to people".
ahh, so that's what they are for.. go figure.. :D
05-20-2002
Jet_Master

just for fun.
05-20-2002
stevey

the suspence is killing me !!! i can't wait !!! :D

you shouldn't use the word moron, its not PC. you must use the term learning impaired, or mentally challenged....or stevey !!
05-20-2002
dbaryl

Gimme da answah already, willya? This "stevey" here can't wait any longer :)

I beliv it si a good hting to speal propirly wen uoy post, don't you hink so? All we are able to see is your writing, and it is the only thing I can base my opinion on [except for the code].
05-20-2002
stevey

spelling is important.......oh **** i spelt suspense wrong !!!!
05-20-2002
Jet_Master

it's about time you figured it out...
(i know you already did)

ironic isn't it? lol
05-20-2002
Unregistered

well, you too...
05-20-2002
dbaryl

>>it's about time you figured it out...

We [morons] have! Why do you [moron] think we have not figured it out yet? hehe
05-20-2002
stevey

well ive obviously got some competion for one of the most offensive and immature people on here !!!:D :D

i'm confused, the moron in suspense thing is older than i am, i thought we were all having a laff, he doesn't really think.....??????
05-21-2002
ihsir

>>well ive obviously got some competion for one of the most offensive and immature people on here !!!

no way bro you are waayyy to ahead :D

jet_master [moron] is waiting in suspense for the answer from me. :D :p
05-21-2002
Jet_Master

ive got some thing else for you! how does a moron ties his shoelaces?
05-21-2002
Kupo

the level of humour is reaching incredible new lows.
05-21-2002
Unregistered

you know they know Jet_Master? right??
05-21-2002
Jet_Master

i seem to have gained a reputation of being a very rude and offensive character. that is not correct and i apologize for ever offending anyone because i didn't mean to. i am just a decent fellow like all of you here (with a few exceptions), it's just that i have a wierd sense of humour. it must be all these years - i have been worn out through the ages. AND I AM ONLY 16!!!

so anyway, my point is that i am not being offensive on purpose, so i apologize. sorry.
05-21-2002
itld

howdy,

what shoes?

M.R.
05-21-2002
Invincible

uhm...

...by starting a thread called "How do you keep a moron busy?"

Oh no, that makes me a moron. How ironic...
05-22-2002
stevey

Quote:

Originally posted by Jet_Master
i seem to have gained a reputation of being a very rude and offensive character. that is not correct and i apologize for ever offending anyone because i didn't mean to. i am just a decent fellow like all of you here (with a few exceptions), it's just that i have a wierd sense of humour. it must be all these years - i have been worn out through the ages. AND I AM ONLY 16!!!

so anyway, my point is that i am not being offensive on purpose, so i apologize. sorry.

:)

ive got a bloody good excuse then, cos i'm 33 !!!!!:D
05-22-2002
stevey

what do you call a class of morons in a swimming pool ???

cabbage soup !!!!!!
05-22-2002
seditee

i resent that remark.
05-22-2002
stevey

why, can't you swim ?????
05-22-2002
Jet_Master

no, he must really LOVE cabages!!!
05-22-2002
seditee

no, the other remark. the one about keeping a moron busy. i'm always very busy. just because somebody is a moron doesn't mean they sit around and do nothing. as a moron...i take offense.
05-22-2002
Jet_Master

hey, c'mon. thats not the point of the joke...

it is just to keep a moron busy... you know, so that he wont interfere when we are trying to do something...
not normal busy, as when doing something, busy as when doing nothing...

Being busy doing nothing!!! ha ha ha. i make myself laugh!
05-23-2002
seditee

dude, you are speaking to a moron. please. relax. i won't understand no matter how it is explained to me. i'm like a palestinian in pal territory...i don't understand the difference 'twixt self defense and offensive terrorism.