Ideas for a crazy product / service

Me and my friend are discussing this on the bus (boring). What is the craziest product you can think of?

Mine:

Bus ejection seats:
Eject someone from their seats, so the bus don't have to stop.

NOTICE: We does not guarantee that you will land safely on the road, we do not have seats that have 100% accuracy for shooting people out the roof. We also do not insure any injury resulting in / or beside the bus. We do not guarantee that you will not get hit by another car / or hit by the bus. We also are not responible if you land on top of somebody's house or part of their property.

Direct transfer from FDD

Well the confidentiality clause where I work precvents me from divluging any useful information, but I can say in involves a hula hoop and a powerful microprocessor.
I have said too much already.

notice how many more people post when the thread's at cprogramming.com rather than flashdaddee.com

Heavy Rock Power!

A friend of mine suggested that the best place to situate a power station is on the top of a mountain with lots of heavy bolders at hand. Power can then be generate be throwing a boulder over the edge and lowering it down on a cable, where the end of the cable is connected to a generator. When the bolder reaches the bottom, another can simply be lowered down.

From there, we went on to design a rock powered ship, where the ship gets its energy by dropping a supply of heavy rocks overboard.

And even a rock powered helicopter! However, this had the disadvantage that it can only take off from the roof of a high building.

A program for programming, no more need for programmers...

...that is crazy!!!