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How do you become a senior member here..?!
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How do you become a senior member here..?!
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You will find out when you become a senior member ;)
Grow a beard, I heard that helps.
Already on it!!Quote:
Originally Posted by whiteflags
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That's simply not true; my own beard was two feet long only about a year back and I wasn't made a senior member. I have spectacles too!
By the way, what exactly is a senior member?
Soma
A member who gets discounts for movie tickets.Quote:
Originally Posted by phantomotap
Then it must feel 'first class', huh..?!Quote:
Originally Posted by laserlight
Sorry laserlight for my bliss and ignorance!
Now, all we're lacking is a pension scheme...Quote:
Originally Posted by guitargod
Oh... That is terrible!
C programmers never retire! They just obfuscate more often.Quote:
Originally Posted by laserlight
Senior members should:
- Have participated in at least 1000 religous debates on the General Discussions board
- Have participated in at least 1000 political debates on the General Discussions board
- Angered or offended at least 500 people without even knowing it by simply answering questions
- Memorized all of the assignments that are used in various college courses IE: Averaging grades, theatre seating, creating a phonebook, drawing asterisk triangles, etc.
- Know at least 20 different solutions to said assignments b/c various professors do not allow the use of language constructs that are designed to solve said problems
- Know or been exposed to at least 250 people who have been banned
- Encountered at least 1000 advertisements that are against the forum guidelines ranging from cell-phones to pharmaceutical pills
- Be able to read extremely obfuscated and poorly formatted C, C++, Haskell, Lua, Java, various assembly languages, VB, C#, and mixtures of these languages in the same code snippets
- Be able to read code that has not had code tags placed around it and be ready to answer any and all questions related to it
- Be able to read minds and feel the intentions of a post even if they are not clearly explained
- Be able to solve all programming problems whatever they may be
- Understand all the language differences between any other language and C/C++ so they can clearly debate these extremely important points in General Discussions threads
- Be able to read and comprehend threads in which the original poster does not know how to form a coherent sentence or does not know where the period or shift key is on the keyboard.
The list goes on and on....
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You left out the most important requirement, VirtualAce: "proficient at walking on water" ;)
..Whoa...it really took a brilliant mind to advertise pills on a programming 'board' ..! :PQuote:
ranging from cell-phones to pharmaceutical pills
Nb: Anyone who has fulfilled the first two criteria without answering any questions in a Programming board may waive the remaining criteria. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by VirtualAce