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Drinking is always fun (and usually funny), but it's even better when your drunk-ass friends are on AIM. I've just spent the last 20 minutes trying to convince my drunk friend to break into our school's dorms just to pull the fire alarm.
Anyone else got any drunk AIM stories?
It's not an AIM story, but a Yahoo! one!
My friend was drunk and chatting with me and said something like...
"Man, all these beer cans around my computer...it's freeking digusting. All these fareaking beer foma"
beer foma was the new term for many many months :D
well, once on msn, I gave my friend (who was stoned) a link to BMJ's dancing fruit page. Apparently he was dancing for ages...
the first time i saw the dancing banana i was stoned....god i laughed till i was out of tears haha.
Every time I post here (or at FDs) I'm drunk...:D :eek: ;) :p
I always wind up talking with govt when we're both drunk.
My friend was talking to me on icq. I dont even use it anymore, but anyways, he did some dirinking since it was his bday. He kept on typing a million hehehehehe, but he said he wasnt copying and pasting. I could imagine someone under the influence doing that. hehe
I dont usually sit around by myself getting wasted... Not that I'm calling you pathetic or anything... *mutters 'pathetic losers'* ... Uh, what?
Okay, fine... Maybe I have posted here a couple times not entirely, uh, non-inebriated.
good god
did you see my posts last night? Every other word was messed up.
A bunch of other stuff happened last night too...lets just say i'll never ever look at goats the same way...
im such a loser i dont even get wasted when im sitting around by myself.
>>im such a loser i dont even get wasted when im sitting around by myself.
i wasn't totally by myself, there were goats....or at least i hope to god they were goats....
> I dont usually sit around by myself getting wasted...
Neither do I - my computer's on my way to bed, though, and makes an amusing stop after parties.
I'm pathetic, but for other reasons than my raging alcoholism.
Nahh....I never drink alone. But I usually hit up the computer after the night's over.Quote:
Originally posted by lightatdawn
I dont usually sit around by myself getting wasted... Not that I'm calling you pathetic or anything... *mutters 'pathetic losers'* ... Uh, what?
Okay, fine... Maybe I have posted here a couple times not entirely, uh, non-inebriated.
>>my computer's on my way to bed, though, and makes an amusing stop after parties.
Ah, theres where we differ. My first (and last) stop after a party is usually the floor.
>>I'm pathetic, but for other reasons than my raging alcoholism.
Ah, perfect. I also deny my raging alcoholism has anything to do with my reoccuring problem of not know where the hell I am when I wake up (floors all look a lot alike you know).
>>But I usually hit up the computer after the night's over.
Thats real nice, Ken, but we dont want to hear about your FUFME exploits. ... Ooh, I'm on fire tonight. ;)
> FUFME
Good lord...
Hey guys, my birthday's coming up, so...
>>Thats real nice, Ken, but we dont want to hear about your FUFME exploits. ... Ooh, I'm on fire tonight.
I said "hit up", not "knock up".
Anyways, off to write my christmas list! ::scribbles "FUFME" in large letters::
Even better - we just convinced a guy my friend was trashed. He's totally convinced.(I'm VirusXC, pr is my roommate pretending to be drunk, and the s88 is the poor sap - their names changed to protect the innocent)
This is my end:Quote:
S88: has pat been drinkin?
VirusXC: yeah, he's trashed
S88: seriously?
VirusXC: oh yeah
S88: why
S88: it's sunday
VirusXC: because this place sucks
S88: seriously?
S88: that's great:-$
S88: !!
VirusXC: Plus, he's still trying to get over the fact you won't sleep with him
S88: well
S88: with this new technology he's talking about the FUFME I sent him a link about
S88: he can put his asshoole
S88: to the computer
S88: and I can ram my foot up his ass
S88: that count?
S88: it's crazy what they're coming out with these days
VirusXC: no kidding
S88: dang
S88: 3 words spelled wrong
S88: in a 7 word statement
S88: what's considered drunk?
S88: can I give him an AIM DUI?
S88: lmao
VirusXC: he says 9
S88: haha
VirusXC: but I think he's lying
S88: lol
S88: haha
S88: or a TUI
S88: typing under the influence
S88: lol
S88: tell pat to sit in the corner
S88: and think about what he's done
S88: while I call his mother
VirusXC: oh ****, he just went in the bathroom to puke
S88: damn
S88: u guys chargin tickets for this show?
S88: pat...on a sunday...
S88: wow
VirusXC: I'll put a video on the web
S88: haha
S88: nooooooooo
S88: not a good idea
VirusXC: he just passed out on his keyboard
S88: that would explain this
VirusXC: what?
S88: pr: jhv
pr: fdah
pr: sadfga
S88: lmao
S88: he wake up yet?
VirusXC: no
VirusXC: he's on the floor
VirusXC: I'm gonna go roll him on his side
S88: yea
Now for my roommate's side:Quote:
Sico88: pat
S88: ur stutterin
S88: if that's humanly possible
S88: on the computer
pr: yup
S88: Bud light?
S88: or bud ice?
pr: no thanx I'm full
S88: of what?
S88: other than poo
pr: ****
S88: can u walk a straight line?
pr: I'm not drinking Sisco..
S88: Cisco
pr: Sorry...I always say Sisco..'cause if I type it the other way..I think of Crisco...
S88: ha
S88: just don't put the R
S88: u bee all good
S88: so
S88: what's the drink of the night?
S88: what's on tap big guy?
pr: I don't know waht ur talkingas aboult
S88: well
S88: 3 words spelled wrong
S88: in one sentence
S88: not bad
pr: I doin'g know
pr: wgat you're talking
S88: although, it has only 7 words
pr: aboot
S88: hmm
pr: 15 beets
pr: down....9 mo to go
S88: hmm
S88: Pat
S88: if there was a way
S88: i could ticket you a
S88: AIM
S88: DUI
S88: i would right now
S88: lol
S88: only
pr: what the **** aret you tlaking about..
S88: it'd be
S88: TUI
pr: stop
pr: typing
pr: one
pr: word
pr: at
pr: a
pr: time
S88: typin under the influence
pr: well i'm guilty youre honor.
S88: thought so
S88: well
S88: go to ur room
S88: and sit in the corner
pr: i'm in my room
S88: think about what u did
pr: Shut up man...
pr: Sees how much you know..you don't even have my mom's name..
S88: i have ur house #
S88: hi
pr: HA no one's there.
S88: is Pat's mom there
S88: wouldn't take much
pr: I'm not feeling the greatest.
S88: ah
S88: i figured that
pr: jhv
pr: fdah
pr: sadfga
S88: well pat buddy, hope ur alright by tomorrow mornin
S88: night night
>Neither do I
OK, so I lied
/me is sitting in the dark in his room with a bottle of vodka.