OMG just STFU and HELP a NEWBIE with HIS CODE !!!!!!!!11

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    OMG just STFU and HELP a NEWBIE with HIS CODE !!!!!!!!11

    #inculde <iostream.h>

    iint main (void);
    {
    int hi = 0;
    if (hi = 0)
    {
    cout << im cool;
    } else {
    cout >> eemail m e cool dude! This program was made by me... plrease donst steal teh soruce code mAN!!!!1 << endlk;
    }
    return ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((hi + 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1)+ 1) - 1);
    }

    PLZ THIS WONT COMPILE
    MY COMPIlER IS MSVC++ ENTERPRISE
    I dowdnloadded it off of kazzza, mazning compiler man...get it now kthx.

    It give me errrreror, like 10
    fix it and send ti to me
    dbz_rulez101@hotmail.com

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    d0nt know man, looks flawless to me

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    Re: OMG just STFU and HELP a NEWBIE with HIS CODE !!!!!!!!11

    >>#inculde <iostream.h>
    You misspelled include and your not using the standard header <iostream>

    >>iint main (void);
    You misspelled int and the void in parenthesis isn't needed in C++.

    >>if (hi = 0)
    There's your biggest problem. The comparison operator is ==, not =. What your program is doing there is assigning zero to hi. Then, it checks to see if hi is zero. Since it is, the next flawed line won't be executed.

    >>cout << im cool;
    First off, you're not cool. Second, your grammar is atrocious. Most importantly, you forgot to put that string in quotes.

    Hmmm, now that I see sooooooo many obvious errors, I'm starting to think that this is a joke. Yeeeeeeah. I'm gonna go now. *walks away*
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    Re: Re: OMG just STFU and HELP a NEWBIE with HIS CODE !!!!!!!!11

    Originally posted by joshdick
    I'm starting to think that this is a joke.
    Thanks God!!!
    none...

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    > eemail m e cool dude! This program was made by me... plrease donst steal teh soruce code mAN!!!!1

    I don't think anyone would...

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    what about:

    return 0;

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