Retaliation towards witch king\microsoft

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    Retaliation towards witch king\microsoft

    In response to .NET microsofts biggest failure to come.


    A list of future microsoft blunders,

    add any I missed

    1. Micro-soft-porn(with bill gates and steve jobs as the stars)
    2. Microsoft space program
    3. Microsoft Solaris
    4. Microsoft XP, for 64 bit 20+ processor Mini to super computers

    (We guarantee that atleast half of your simulations WONT crash)

    5. United States of Microsoft
    6. Microsoft Commonwealth
    7. The Micro(as in the Euro)
    8. Microsoft Church
    9. The Martha Stewart and Microsoft clothing line for maternal women
    10. Microsoft AOL
    11. Microsoft Stock Market
    12. Microsoft Ebay
    13. Microsoft Routing technology
    14. Microsoft 3d cards
    15. The Microsoft Processor (if you think your computer is buggy now wait until you have XP + a Microsoft Processor)
    16. The Microsoft Channel (probably already in the works *Seriously*)
    17. Microsoft National Ziologists
    18. Microsoft Facists
    19. Micro- Monarchy
    20. Microsoft pencils
    21. Microsoft calculators (MI - 85 graphing calculator)
    22. Microsoft army
    23. Microsoft clocks

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    24. Specal editon monopoly: Microsoft
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    25:Microsoft BOB 2
    --Because the first wasn't bad enough

    26:Microsoft World
    27:Microsoft Burger

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    DOS: Gold Edition

    Windows 1.1 (released as a prequel - the public eats it up)

    Windows ME-3000

    .COM framework (sister to .NET)

    MS Personal Firewall (comes with XP, I think - scary!)

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    M$BI or whats on your box

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    28: Microsoft Crash Protector - Now there is an oxymoron.

    Great fun!!! Install it and watch your computer explode. No more crashes. Just $399.95. Order your copy today!

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    "MS Crash Protector" is a killer joke. LOL

    Never heard this one before. Is it one of your own or did you borrow it from someone else?
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    Never heard this one before. Is it one of your own or did you borrow it from someone else?
    I am sure someone else has joked about the same thing before, but I didn't take it from anywhere. It just seemed appropriate for the topic.

    Here's some more:
    29: Microsoft condoms
    - Never hit the market. Women kept getting pregnant in
    the testing phase. Not enough protection.

    30: Microsoft Home-Cooked Lunch & Dinner Buffet
    - shut down by the Health Department because of all the
    bugs

    David
    Last edited by Strider; 10-19-2001 at 05:05 AM.
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    One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
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