Drinking Stories

B0bDole · 10-19-2005, 10:43 PM

So enough of this nerd crap. What is your most infomous drinking story.

Mine is when I took 15 shot of vodka in 15 mins at my buddies place across campus and woke up at my dorm with a bloody knee, $20 in my wallet and a pack of cigs missing 2 cigs (I didnt smoke and I didnt have any cash at the time).

Tell your story in a reply.

(my story for this post is 5 southern comforts and 7 shots of yager).

Govtcheez · 10-20-2005, 05:54 AM

I woke up on New Years Day wearing no underwear (but I was wearing pants), a hell of a hangover, and a huge pain in my jaw from where my face was put through a wall. That was a fun damn night.

ober · 10-20-2005, 06:15 AM

Awesome... a fun thread

I'm going to have to tell you stories about one of my roommate's from college, because I don't think I ever really did anything all that interesting when I was drunk. (although I once did an ass-load of shots and ended up gettin pretty hot and heavy with my RA... probably one of the hottest seniors on campus at the time!... and I thought it was only about 5 min, but everyone else told me the next day I was in there for a good 45... sooo??

Anyways, my best drinking stories come from my roommate Neal.

In 5 years of drinking with him at college, I've seen him fall asleep standing up with his head on the top shelf of the fridge, I've seen him put a bowl on his head and claim to the world that he was bowl man (which was shortly before we dragged him off to bed and he was complaining about his toes burning and we ignored him because he was drunk... but then we realized the next morning that we dragged his feet on the carpet and gave him some pretty bad burns), I've seen him dry hump his spare tire on the back of his blazer, and I've seen him down an entire bottle of Aftershock and promptly passing out in a bowl of popcorn. (longest sentence in the history of the internet!)

That's all I can really remember at the moment, but it's early... I may be back later.

Govtcheez · 10-20-2005, 06:32 AM

My favorite Neal story involves him being propositioned by a random guy on the street, but he was sober then. Thank god.

My roommate Pat (Soccer Mom on here, but he never posts) was quite the drinker as well. Highlights for him involve
- puking so hard he blew a blood vessel in one eye (he told his parents I hit him in the eye playing racquetball)
- Downing 3 Hurricanes (which had ~4-5 shots apiece) in under a half hour. I think that actually began the blood vessel night
- I had recently broken up with my girlfriend and was really depressed, so he decided to be a great friend and get drunk with me. I lost interest a little while later and went to bed, but he finished about a fifth and a half of rum and vodka before puking all over our living room. One of our other roommates (whose birthday it was) awoke to Pat standing on an entire unraveled roll of paper towel, crying and saying he was sorry
- The night he lost a drinking contest to a girl. To be fair, they each had about 15 beers, and he only lost by one, but still.

The one drunk story from me that people seem to like happened my last semester at school. I'm a pretty sentimental guy, especially when I drink. I was at a party with Pat, my girlfriend, and another one of our roommates. My girlfriend spent most of the night talking to some guy that she had hooked up with a long time ago, so I was pretty ticked off. I was also in the "Oh god guys this is our last party together!" mode, so I was pretty emotional and drunk all around. Eventually we leave the party and I get back home. I went into my bedroom and immediately broke down crying for like 15 minutes. My girlfriend finally noticed and comforted me and got me in to bed. Apparently at about 4 am or so, she felt me get up and figured I was going to go to the bathroom. She was partially right, as I whipped it out in my bedroom and ........ed all over the floor. She yelled at me, and I said something like "It's ok. It's my room." When she informed me that no, it was NOT OK, I finally woke up, realized what I was doing, and finished in the bathroom.

So yeah - lots of beer + emotional Cheez + bad time to sleepwalk for the first time in years = peeing 6" from my computer.

BobMcGee123 · 10-20-2005, 06:43 AM

I got really trashed and stripped in front of a Marine's wife.

kungtotte · 10-20-2005, 07:18 AM

Most of my drinking stories involve me waking up in weird places and/or manners.

* Woke up in a forest, entangled with five other people (male and female). In our defense... the party had been outdoors, at a beach. And cutting through that forest was the closest way back to civilization.
* Woke up with something sticky all over my face!! Fortunately... it was only the chewing gum that we had all decided we absolutely had to have before we went to sleep.
* Woke up at the bus depot (where they park the buses when they are done for the day/night), inside a bus. Apparently, if you fall asleep on the last bus for the night, and slump down, they won't find you when they park the bus.

Govtcheez · 10-20-2005, 07:22 AM

I want Fordy to regale us with some stories. I remember he has some great ones.

hk_mp5kpdw · 10-20-2005, 07:47 AM

At college, a couple of drunk girls I'd never met before came up to me and asked me to tell them where they lived so they could go home.

Govtcheez · 10-20-2005, 08:01 AM

And you directed them to your house, right?

RIGHT?!?

hk_mp5kpdw · 10-20-2005, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Govtcheez

And you directed them to your house, right?

RIGHT?!?

I was already at my place. They walked in the front door apparently from a party that was taking place nextdoor. They weren't that hot.

Govtcheez · 10-20-2005, 08:27 AM

OK, I'll take that as a yes. Move along.

rockytriton · 10-20-2005, 08:57 AM

well, when I was 17, I was in a band with a bunch of older guys. I got really drunk after practice with the guys and some friends. I was hanging out in my drummers bedroom with this girl that I was seeing. I passed out and the guys decided to put some tuna fish oil on my finger and told me that I started doing some vile things with the girl and she got up and left. They got a real kicked out of it when I smelled my fingers.

BobMcGee123 · 10-20-2005, 08:59 AM

>>They weren't that hot.

*DOH* you weren't drunk enough then. everything is beautiful under the influence of alcohol.

Especially govt.

Happy_Reaper · 10-20-2005, 09:50 AM

http://www.danfm.net/dsc/source/index.php

All of those stories are mine.

TactX · 10-20-2005, 11:00 AM

I've been on a big party with two friends. One of them was the driver. The next morning I woke up and realized that I've completely lost my memory of the last night. Well that's weird enough I thought until my friend asked me how _he_ did come home last night. Well, he was the driver

10-19-2005, 10:43 PM	#1
B0bDole Bob Dole for '08 Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 618	Drinking Stories So enough of this nerd crap. What is your most infomous drinking story. Mine is when I took 15 shot of vodka in 15 mins at my buddies place across campus and woke up at my dorm with a bloody knee, $20 in my wallet and a pack of cigs missing 2 cigs (I didnt smoke and I didnt have any cash at the time). Tell your story in a reply. (my story for this post is 5 southern comforts and 7 shots of yager). __________________ Hmm
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10-20-2005, 05:54 AM	#2
Govtcheez Mayor of Awesometown Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MI Posts: 8,826	I woke up on New Years Day wearing no underwear (but I was wearing pants), a hell of a hangover, and a huge pain in my jaw from where my face was put through a wall. That was a fun damn night. __________________ -Govtcheez govtcheez03@hotmail.com
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10-20-2005, 06:15 AM	#3
ober 5\|-\|1+\|-\|34\|) Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 4,429	Awesome... a fun thread I'm going to have to tell you stories about one of my roommate's from college, because I don't think I ever really did anything all that interesting when I was drunk. (although I once did an ass-load of shots and ended up gettin pretty hot and heavy with my RA... probably one of the hottest seniors on campus at the time!... and I thought it was only about 5 min, but everyone else told me the next day I was in there for a good 45... sooo?? Anyways, my best drinking stories come from my roommate Neal. In 5 years of drinking with him at college, I've seen him fall asleep standing up with his head on the top shelf of the fridge, I've seen him put a bowl on his head and claim to the world that he was bowl man (which was shortly before we dragged him off to bed and he was complaining about his toes burning and we ignored him because he was drunk... but then we realized the next morning that we dragged his feet on the carpet and gave him some pretty bad burns), I've seen him dry hump his spare tire on the back of his blazer, and I've seen him down an entire bottle of Aftershock and promptly passing out in a bowl of popcorn. (longest sentence in the history of the internet!) That's all I can really remember at the moment, but it's early... I may be back later. __________________ EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
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10-20-2005, 06:32 AM	#4
Govtcheez Mayor of Awesometown Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MI Posts: 8,826	My favorite Neal story involves him being propositioned by a random guy on the street, but he was sober then. Thank god. My roommate Pat (Soccer Mom on here, but he never posts) was quite the drinker as well. Highlights for him involve - puking so hard he blew a blood vessel in one eye (he told his parents I hit him in the eye playing racquetball) - Downing 3 Hurricanes (which had ~4-5 shots apiece) in under a half hour. I think that actually began the blood vessel night - I had recently broken up with my girlfriend and was really depressed, so he decided to be a great friend and get drunk with me. I lost interest a little while later and went to bed, but he finished about a fifth and a half of rum and vodka before puking all over our living room. One of our other roommates (whose birthday it was) awoke to Pat standing on an entire unraveled roll of paper towel, crying and saying he was sorry - The night he lost a drinking contest to a girl. To be fair, they each had about 15 beers, and he only lost by one, but still. The one drunk story from me that people seem to like happened my last semester at school. I'm a pretty sentimental guy, especially when I drink. I was at a party with Pat, my girlfriend, and another one of our roommates. My girlfriend spent most of the night talking to some guy that she had hooked up with a long time ago, so I was pretty ticked off. I was also in the "Oh god guys this is our last party together!" mode, so I was pretty emotional and drunk all around. Eventually we leave the party and I get back home. I went into my bedroom and immediately broke down crying for like 15 minutes. My girlfriend finally noticed and comforted me and got me in to bed. Apparently at about 4 am or so, she felt me get up and figured I was going to go to the bathroom. She was partially right, as I whipped it out in my bedroom and ........ed all over the floor. She yelled at me, and I said something like "It's ok. It's my room." When she informed me that no, it was NOT OK, I finally woke up, realized what I was doing, and finished in the bathroom. So yeah - lots of beer + emotional Cheez + bad time to sleepwalk for the first time in years = peeing 6" from my computer. __________________ -Govtcheez govtcheez03@hotmail.com
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10-20-2005, 06:43 AM	#5
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10-20-2005, 07:18 AM	#6
kungtotte Registered User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Stockholm, Sweden Posts: 64	Most of my drinking stories involve me waking up in weird places and/or manners. * Woke up in a forest, entangled with five other people (male and female). In our defense... the party had been outdoors, at a beach. And cutting through that forest was the closest way back to civilization. * Woke up with something sticky all over my face!! Fortunately... it was only the chewing gum that we had all decided we absolutely had to have before we went to sleep. * Woke up at the bus depot (where they park the buses when they are done for the day/night), inside a bus. Apparently, if you fall asleep on the last bus for the night, and slump down, they won't find you when they park the bus.
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10-20-2005, 07:22 AM	#7
Govtcheez Mayor of Awesometown Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MI Posts: 8,826	I want Fordy to regale us with some stories. I remember he has some great ones. __________________ -Govtcheez govtcheez03@hotmail.com
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10-20-2005, 07:47 AM	#8
hk_mp5kpdw Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Northern Virginia/Washington DC Metropolitan Area Posts: 2,870	At college, a couple of drunk girls I'd never met before came up to me and asked me to tell them where they lived so they could go home. __________________ On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question. --Charles Babbage, 1792-1871 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
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10-20-2005, 08:01 AM	#9
Govtcheez Mayor of Awesometown Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MI Posts: 8,826	And you directed them to your house, right? RIGHT?!? __________________ -Govtcheez govtcheez03@hotmail.com
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10-20-2005, 08:27 AM	#11
Govtcheez Mayor of Awesometown Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: MI Posts: 8,826	OK, I'll take that as a yes. Move along. __________________ -Govtcheez govtcheez03@hotmail.com
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10-20-2005, 08:57 AM	#12
rockytriton Unregistered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Antarctica Posts: 341	well, when I was 17, I was in a band with a bunch of older guys. I got really drunk after practice with the guys and some friends. I was hanging out in my drummers bedroom with this girl that I was seeing. I passed out and the guys decided to put some tuna fish oil on my finger and told me that I started doing some vile things with the girl and she got up and left. They got a real kicked out of it when I smelled my fingers.
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10-20-2005, 08:59 AM	#13
BobMcGee123 ∞ Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 970	>>They weren't that hot. DOH you weren't drunk enough then. everything is beautiful under the influence of alcohol. Especially govt. __________________ argus triad mingus
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10-20-2005, 09:50 AM	#14
Happy_Reaper Fear the Reaper... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 625	http://www.danfm.net/dsc/source/index.php All of those stories are mine. __________________ Teacher: "You connect with Internet Explorer, but what is your browser? You know, Yahoo, Webcrawler...?" It's great to see the educational system moving in the right direction
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10-20-2005, 11:00 AM	#15
TactX Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Germany.Stuttgart Posts: 65	I've been on a big party with two friends. One of them was the driver. The next morning I woke up and realized that I've completely lost my memory of the last night. Well that's weird enough I thought until my friend asked me how _he_ did come home last night. Well, he was the driver __________________ Read the FAQ -> Search the forums -> Use google -> Then ask smart
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