Thread: Programming languages Lineup

The following are true crime stories. The mugshots are taken immediately after arrest. Let it be a warning to you all.

The Agile Gang

Arrested on the spot for public preaching of false cures and criminal association with the intent to sell counterfeit medication.

Elysia Programmer

Programmer. Male. Age unknown. Name unknown. Arrested for refusing to program in any other language than the Elysia Programming Language. Intractable. Possibly not a case for the police.

The Colab Mafia

Also known as GitHub Colab Mafia, aka Cosa Nostra, aka Open Source Mob. With ties and associations with mobs in other cities, such as The CloudForge pack, the Bitbucket family, the Tigris Brothers and others. A major victory. Charged with several petty crimes such as never ending development, all-time beta schemes, ever growing issues lists and being generally loud, unsupportive and unresponsive of bug reports.

The C++ Standards Committee

Still at large. Respected members of the society. Hard to gather evidence against and capable of summoning powerful lawyers. Heinous masterminds of a large criminal organization.

C++ Developers

These small-time crooks are always arrested on the spot.

C++ Demonstration at Trade Show

A reminder why our fine police force should dismantle this criminal organization.

The Python Brothers latest ruse

The Python Brothers hack their way into our fine god-loving city once again. No arrests made yet. But rest assured our police officers are already on the case.

The problem with all these C language scumbags is when you catch one, all you get is the address of the stolen goods. Or the address of an address...