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    the hat of redundancy hat nvoigt's Avatar
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    Two software engineers meet in a park:

    I see you have a new bike. Where did you get it?

    Yesterday I met a woman, she dropped her bike, threw away her clothes and said "take what ever you desire".

    Good choice. The clothes probably didn't fit.
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    hth
    -nv

    She was so Blonde, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

    When in doubt, read the FAQ.
    Then ask a smart question.

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    no software engineeres were killed in this computer crash.
    <whiteflags> You foolishly believe in people and this feeling must be crushed.

    i have gotta get me a bunch of monsantos gmos == genetically modified orgasms .

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    Eight bytes walk into a bar. The bartender asks them: 'Can I get you anything?' The bytes reply: 'Make us a double.'
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