Thread: Using computer programming to simulate your world.

I call this poetic justice.

Object oriented code is a great way to demonstrate the capabilities of any real object in the world, including the human being.

I've always wanted to get a phD in computer science, so why not let that happen?

Code:

my $me = new Human('ATTGHHGGHTATTGGGTTATATHHHHHG');
$me.gotoSchool.getPhD.understand.comprehend.printall;
# the output would look something like this:
# "went to class psy101 for 11 weeks @ 06/2012
# went to class cs 260 for 11 weeks @ 06/2012
# etc...
# time now = 2016"

Every human goal can be transformed into a codable alternative that can be shared/treated like the solution:

Code:

$me.comeUpWithGoal.accomplish.comprehend.understand.printall;
# "Came up with a goal and it was executed {understood} {comprehended}"

And if I wanted to get laid? Easy.

Code:

$me.goOutside.findFemale(age => '>=18').ask('Would you like to have sex?').try && $me.haveSex;

Life is the palm of my hands, bwhahaha!

You need to get out more.

Code:

my $me = new Human('ATTGHHGGHTATTGGGTTATATHHHHHG');

Apparently you skipped your Biochem class too. There is no nucleotide in either DNA or RNA abbreviated as H. There's Adenine, Guanine, Cytosine, Thymine for DNA; RNA substitutes Uracil for Thymine.

/pedantic Biochem degree holder