I'm not afraid to admit that I'm just the person to give you the help you need.
This is a grave matter indeed. There seems to be a serious lack understanding of what humor is. Go on, read it. I'll wait.
To understand humor, you need to know a few things. That link has the perfect illustration. The first image you will see is how I picture CommonTater.
*wait for it*
And I'll bet how he sees me is the second picture in that link!
See, now that's funny. Since I'm sure you still won't get what I just did there, go read this link.
Tater isn't hurting my feelings anywhere, so mind your own business.