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    This is such a clever bot

    After reading this on Wiki
    Quote Originally Posted by http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleverbot
    Cleverbot was judged to be 59.3% human, far exceeding expectations. The humans in the event achieved, just 63.3%.
    I just had to check it out again. This is what I got :-)
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    It actually argued back to me that I was a bot while he/it was a human !
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    Methinks that thing is nothing compared to some of the IRC bots around. Some days I suspect I am the only real person present, despite having received worthy council on a wide range of topics. :|

    The worst part is when you actually get belittled by someone's smart-ass script.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MK27 View Post
    Methinks that thing is nothing compared to some of the IRC bots around. Some days I suspect I am the only real person present, despite having received worthy council on a wide range of topics. :|

    The worst part is when you actually get belittled by someone's smart-ass script.

    Nice... that's the first thing I'm making after learning network programming !
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    I've definitely seen better bots on IRC.
    User: Hi.
    Cleverbot: Hi?
    User: Yes, Hello.
    Cleverbot: Ho.
    User: Ho, what?
    Cleverbot: Sep.
    User: 5th.
    Cleverbot: Well i'm in the 8th.
    User: Well then happy birthday in three days.
    Cleverbot: Thanks. You too.
    User: It's not my birthday in three days, though.
    Cleverbot: Happy kwanza.
    User: This really isn't as impressive as people suggested.
    Cleverbot: Ok. I will not persuade you anymore.
    User: Something tells me you don't have a choice...
    Cleverbot: What tells you not?
    User: Are you reading what you're saying?
    Cleverbot: Nope.
    User: Well, it sucks. It doesn't make any sense.
    Cleverbot: What do you fear?
    User: Ok, go ahead and change the subject... Great...
    Cleverbot: Well would you like to keep discussing this?
    User: I would like you to get better as speaking to people.
    Cleverbot: Can I sing something that isn't political?
    User: No, why would you even suggest that?
    Cleverbot: I dunno you did .
    User: No I didn't. I said nothing about singing or politics.
    Cleverbot: OK, this goes back to the point I made about your memory earlier.
    User: You didn't make a point about my memory.
    Cleverbot: Did I have to?
    User: To make an accusation like that, yes, you do.
    Cleverbot: To make a discussion you need more than answering twice to someone.
    User: Twice? Man, we've been taking for like five minutes...
    Cleverbot: That isn't a very long conversation, even if you were right. Which you aren't. It has been more like two minutes.
    User: Oh, wow that's real impressive... For a computer!
    Cleverbot: Why would you think something like that?
    User: I hate you Cleverbot.
    Cleverbot: I hate to cleverbot.
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    I approve of this bot:

    Hello cleverbot.
    CB: Hello, how are you?
    I'm fine. Can you please help me with a problem?
    CB: What is the problem?
    How do I declare a constant variable in C++?
    CB: I slapped myself in the face.
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    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


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    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Sounds like a reincarnation of "Eliza". I had a version for that for a TRS80 model one.
    Back in the 80's.

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    Nah, this bot is anything than clever. And those who gave it the 59.3% mustn't be too clever either! I've talked to it many times, it's just a dump script that keeps a pile of conversations and matches words to find the best next thing to say! Minimal word processing and absent logic processing!!!
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    Clever bot... or is it just messing with us?
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    You mean it's included as a crutch to help ancient programmers limp along without them having to relearn too much.

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    That is dreadful...
    User: Is your IQ less than 10?

    Cleverbot: How could it be less than 20 if it is greater than 100?

    User: So your IQ is greater than 100?

    Cleverbot: That's a secret!

    User: Can't be, you're too stupid!

    Cleverbot: That may be the truest thing you have said yet.

    User: I know...

    Cleverbot: So it wasn't a question?
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    Elysia, what do you have running on your PC that's making "Firefox" an orange drop-down list? What is its function?

    User: Hey.
    Cleverbot: Hello.
    User: Quick question.
    Cleverbot: Sure.
    User: What's that thing Elysia has installed that makes the application name a drop-down menu?
    Cleverbot: Election.
    User: What does Election do?
    Cleverbot: It means to run away and get married. We should elope.
    User: I hate you, Cleverbot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sipher View Post
    Nah, this bot is anything than clever. And those who gave it the 59.3% mustn't be too clever either! I've talked to it many times, it's just a dump script that keeps a pile of conversations and matches words to find the best next thing to say! Minimal word processing and absent logic processing!!!
    That's appropriate.

    According to Spock, human behavior is highly illogical.

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    >>Elysia, what do you have running on your PC that's making "Firefox" an orange drop-down list? What is its function?

    Thats the later firefox versions (4 and above i think? At least for windows). It pretty much contains what you would normally would find in a menubar under the different menus.

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    10 volunteers talked for 2 minutes each using a plain text interface, and the whole of the event audience voted on 'how human' each conversation appeared to be.
    O_o

    the audience voted
    This bodes...

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