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    Happy Birthday Mario....

    Hey Mario... happy birthday... and many happy returns.

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    Thanks. Should be if I quit the damn smoking, cut on the coffee and, here's the kicker, stop using computers.
    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F. View Post
    Thanks. Should be if I quit the damn smoking, cut on the coffee and, here's the kicker, stop using computers.
    Haha....that is an all or nothing kind of thing I am afraid to say.
    Quote Originally Posted by anduril462 View Post
    Now, please, for the love of all things good and holy, think about what you're doing! Don't just run around willy-nilly, coding like a drunk two-year-old....
    Quote Originally Posted by quzah View Post
    ..... Just don't be surprised when I say you aren't using standard C anymore, and as such,are off in your own little universe that I will completely disregard.
    Warning: Some or all of my posted code may be non-standard and as such should not be used and in no case looked at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F. View Post
    Thanks. Should be if I quit the damn smoking, cut on the coffee and, here's the kicker, stop using computers.
    AND... you might also want to give up that really bad habit you have of stalking people into other forums and attacking them!

    What a pathetic and stupid little cretin you are... and here I am trying to be nice to you!

    Trust me... I won't be making THAT mistake again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommonTater
    many happy returns.
    Given that this is a community of computer programmers, the double meaning is quite amusing
    Quote Originally Posted by Bjarne Stroustrup (2000-10-14)
    I get maybe two dozen requests for help with some sort of programming or design problem every day. Most have more sense than to send me hundreds of lines of code. If they do, I ask them to find the smallest example that exhibits the problem and send me that. Mostly, they then find the error themselves. "Finding the smallest program that demonstrates the error" is a powerful debugging tool.
    Look up a C++ Reference and learn How To Ask Questions The Smart Way

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    It's getting richer and richer. What did you say about "stalking people on other forums"? You didn't! LOL
    I'm sure everyone is giving a damn. But for anyone wanting to know what this is all about, the thread in question is: Your favorite customer stupidities.... - Page 2 - Techgage.com

    CommonTater goes by the name 2Tired2tango and I by marfig. Take especial note of the hours of the posts and compare them to the OP on this thread, if you feel like further exploring. this last post of CommonTater here is also in answer to a PM I sent him just a few minutes ago that reads (because if you want to go full length, CoommonTater, I will oblige):

    For sure! But just before I shutup...

    Quote:
    Does it ever occur to you to simply shut the ........ up?

    Well, CommonTater (don't think I didn't know from the start), it occurred to me right after I read this last post. You really are a strange and dangerous person. Don't worry. I won't expose the fraud you are to these good people. You just aren't worth it. Besides you will for sure do a good job exposing yourself as you eventually seem to always do.

    Thanks for the birthday wishes, btw. Didn't know what that was all about. But just another weirdness coming from you.

    You are in my ignore list on both places. Goodbye.


    ..............

    So, sorry folks for the intermission. We'll resume our usual program on these boards shortly.
    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Hey you started this... I was all about trading war stories and you chose to belittle me... persisting even after being chastized by the moderator and then threatening me in a private message... And there you are with an avatar of a guy with a meat clever hidden behind his back... that by itself says a lot!

    For those who follow the link... make sure you also read page 1 of that exchange, where the moderator is chewing him out for attacking people....

    What's really sad is that I put you onto the TechGage site after you asked about tech sites with good reviews.

    As for the birthday greeting... It's called being NICE... maybe you should try it some time.

    In any case I have reported you to BOTH webmasters and requested that my accounts on BOTH forums be closed...
    You win.

    Now kindly shut the F U C K up!
    Last edited by CommonTater; 08-24-2011 at 09:55 AM.

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    What the... I thought you guys were engaging in friendly, silly, banter in this thread. Apparently not.

    *thread closed*
    Quote Originally Posted by Bjarne Stroustrup (2000-10-14)
    I get maybe two dozen requests for help with some sort of programming or design problem every day. Most have more sense than to send me hundreds of lines of code. If they do, I ask them to find the smallest example that exhibits the problem and send me that. Mostly, they then find the error themselves. "Finding the smallest program that demonstrates the error" is a powerful debugging tool.
    Look up a C++ Reference and learn How To Ask Questions The Smart Way

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