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    Happy Canada Day.... (July 1)

    For all my Canadian compatriots.... Happy Canada Day!

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    C programming resources:
    GNU C Function and Macro Index -- glibc reference manual
    The C Book -- nice online learner guide
    Current ISO draft standard
    CCAN -- new CPAN like open source library repository
    3 (different) GNU debugger tutorials: #1 -- #2 -- #3
    cpwiki -- our wiki on sourceforge

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    Are you all "ooohhhhh" or "meh" over the "kill and wait" show which is in town at the moment?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Salem View Post
    Are you all "ooohhhhh" or "meh" over the "kill and wait" show which is in town at the moment?
    Actually I had to hide in the snow this morning when the Local Commissar came to round people up, demanding we don our mucklucks, head down to the hall for donuts and bacon, and wave to the Royal couple in a special patriotic nation-wide satellite uplink special.
    C programming resources:
    GNU C Function and Macro Index -- glibc reference manual
    The C Book -- nice online learner guide
    Current ISO draft standard
    CCAN -- new CPAN like open source library repository
    3 (different) GNU debugger tutorials: #1 -- #2 -- #3
    cpwiki -- our wiki on sourceforge

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    hmm... should start celebrating Portugal day on cboard too. And don't think I'm alone in here. It coincides with Aussies Anzac day. An "International getting p..ed" contest beats any 1st or 4th of July.

    Anyways, congratulations to all Canucks, and all that. Would seem wrong not to say anything.

    EDIT: cboard bad words filter is a little over the top. Is it really that bad to say p i s s e d? There's a distinction between vulgarity and obscenity, you know.
    Last edited by Mario F.; 07-01-2011 at 09:19 AM.
    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salem View Post
    Are you all "ooohhhhh" or "meh" over the "kill and wait" show which is in town at the moment?
    LOL... Salem, take a look at a map sometime... Canada is geographically almost half again as big as the US... and there's more than one town...
    (But you already knew that... didn't you?)

    Their closest stop for me would be a 12 hour drive...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F. View Post
    hmm... should start celebrating Portugal day on cboard too.
    Yes you should...


    And don't think I'm alone in here. It coincides with Aussies Anzac day. An "International getting p..ed" contest beats any 1st or 4th of July.
    Given the membership list of these forums... I be amazed if you were!

    Anyways, congratulations to all Canucks, and all that. Would seem wrong not to say anything.
    Yeah! Fireworks and Canadian beer... It doesn't get much better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommonTater View Post
    ....Their closest stop for me would be a 12 hour drive...
    Oh, so they are stopping at the town with the "fancy" indoor bathrooms.
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    Now, please, for the love of all things good and holy, think about what you're doing! Don't just run around willy-nilly, coding like a drunk two-year-old....
    Quote Originally Posted by quzah View Post
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    Warning: Some or all of my posted code may be non-standard and as such should not be used and in no case looked at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewHunter View Post
    Oh, so they are stopping at the town with the "fancy" indoor bathrooms.
    Well, since the igloos melted from global warming, we've been experimenting with cement and wood...
    So, yes, they get "the royal treatment"...

    ROFL...

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    Here's a gem for you...

    Right around this time of year Canadian gas station operators get some very strange customers, mostly from the US...

    My cousin's favorite was the SUV from Texas that pulled in last Canada Day, complete with ski racks and a trailer with 2 snowmobiles. The driver asked "Where's all the snow"... My cousin answered... "About 2000 miles due north"...

    Gotta love it. By lattitude, some parts of Southern Ontario are further south than the northern border of California....

    LOL.
    Last edited by CommonTater; 07-01-2011 at 10:41 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CommonTater View Post
    Yes you should...
    I don't think so. I've been to more fun gay parades.
    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F. View Post
    I don't think so. I've been to more fun gay parades.
    Well I believe that we are an equal opportunity programming board here.......
    Quote Originally Posted by anduril462 View Post
    Now, please, for the love of all things good and holy, think about what you're doing! Don't just run around willy-nilly, coding like a drunk two-year-old....
    Quote Originally Posted by quzah View Post
    ..... Just don't be surprised when I say you aren't using standard C anymore, and as such,are off in your own little universe that I will completely disregard.
    Warning: Some or all of my posted code may be non-standard and as such should not be used and in no case looked at.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewHunter View Post
    Well I believe that we are an equal opportunity programming board here.......
    It's about CODE... right?

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    At least you get a day to celebrate. We have to make do with being 90% of the villains (and about 40% of the non-leading good guys) in movies.

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    Didn't you know? It's always Canada's fault.

    USA movie criminals either flee to Mexico or Canada.
    Conversely, real life Canadians are always trying to sneak in to USA.
    Canada always threatens to cut energy when USA doesn't pay. Unfair!
    Canada has French as an official language... and french!
    Canada's lumber puts everyone out of business.
    Celine Dion is a running joke. All other nations pop artists are cultural icons.
    Canadians are always trying to tell USA how to run the world.
    Canada's Exclusive Economic Zone gets in the way of a certain country fishing rights. Doesn't matter that it's the only country in the world with an EEC smaller than its territorial waters. They are greedy, and that's just it!
    Last edited by Mario F.; 07-02-2011 at 08:38 AM.
    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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