5Likes
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks0.o
How do you become a senior member here..?!
:P
This is a discussion on Becomming a senior member within the General Discussions forums, part of the Community Boards category; 0.o How do you become a senior member here..?! :P...
Becomming a senior member 0.o
How do you become a senior member here..?!
:P
You will find out when you become a senior member
C + C++ Compiler: MinGW port of GCC
Version Control System: Bazaar
Look up a C++ Reference and learn How To Ask Questions The Smart Way
Grow a beard, I heard that helps.
Originally Posted by phantomotap
Already on it!!
O_o
That's simply not true; my own beard was two feet long only about a year back and I wasn't made a senior member. I have spectacles too!
By the way, what exactly is a senior member?
Soma
A member who gets discounts for movie tickets.
C + C++ Compiler: MinGW port of GCC
Version Control System: Bazaar
Look up a C++ Reference and learn How To Ask Questions The Smart Way
Then it must feel 'first class', huh..?!
Sorry laserlight for my bliss and ignorance!
Now, all we're lacking is a pension scheme...
C + C++ Compiler: MinGW port of GCC
Version Control System: Bazaar
Look up a C++ Reference and learn How To Ask Questions The Smart Way
Oh... That is terrible!
C programmers never retire! They just obfuscate more often.
Senior members should:
- Have participated in at least 1000 religous debates on the General Discussions board
- Have participated in at least 1000 political debates on the General Discussions board
- Angered or offended at least 500 people without even knowing it by simply answering questions
- Memorized all of the assignments that are used in various college courses IE: Averaging grades, theatre seating, creating a phonebook, drawing asterisk triangles, etc.
- Know at least 20 different solutions to said assignments b/c various professors do not allow the use of language constructs that are designed to solve said problems
- Know or been exposed to at least 250 people who have been banned
- Encountered at least 1000 advertisements that are against the forum guidelines ranging from cell-phones to pharmaceutical pills
- Be able to read extremely obfuscated and poorly formatted C, C++, Haskell, Lua, Java, various assembly languages, VB, C#, and mixtures of these languages in the same code snippets
- Be able to read code that has not had code tags placed around it and be ready to answer any and all questions related to it
- Be able to read minds and feel the intentions of a post even if they are not clearly explained
- Be able to solve all programming problems whatever they may be
- Understand all the language differences between any other language and C/C++ so they can clearly debate these extremely important points in General Discussions threads
- Be able to read and comprehend threads in which the original poster does not know how to form a coherent sentence or does not know where the period or shift key is on the keyboard.
The list goes on and on....
Last edited by VirtualAce; 06-13-2011 at 09:58 PM.
You left out the most important requirement, VirtualAce: "proficient at walking on water"
Right 98% of the time, and don't care about the other 3%.
..Whoa...it really took a brilliant mind to advertise pills on a programming 'board' ..! :Pranging from cell-phones to pharmaceutical pills
Manasij Mukherjee | gcc-4.8.0 @Arch Linux
Slow and Steady wins the race... if and only if :
1.None of the other participants are fast and steady.
2.The fast and unsteady suddenly falls asleep while running !
Nb: Anyone who has fulfilled the first two criteria without answering any questions in a Programming board may waive the remaining criteria.
C programming resources:
GNU C Function and Macro Index -- glibc reference manual
The C Book -- nice online learner guide
Current ISO draft standard
CCAN -- new CPAN like open source library repository
3 (different) GNU debugger tutorials: #1 -- #2 -- #3
cpwiki -- our wiki on sourceforge
