"My code still does not work, even after I made these changes, which have nothing to do with any of the suggestions offered to me. Please help me again with the same problem I had before."
"I read every fifth word of your post, and sincerely hope you can rearrange them a few more times because obviously that was not good enough."
"I understand that what I am doing is wrong, but that does not matter because my problem has to do with something else entirely."
Absolute gem: random number generator