Austrailan terrorist kills 19 people; survives plane crash, is killed with machete

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    Austrailan terrorist kills 19 people; survives plane crash, is killed with machete

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    Bad stuff happens whens you panic. That's horrible..

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    I love the title of this thread.
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    Ugh! That's a horrible way to go

    And judging from the fact the crocodile was in a sports bag, he was small and probably more frightened than everyone else.

    Sadly, there was no reason to kill it. We keep doing this absolute nonsense and I don't know why.
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    If Steve Irwin were alive, things would have turned out alright.
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    ...and then the "rescue" party kills the croc. Maybe that helps to explain the plane crash, too: a lack of respect for wild animals!
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    int main(void){srand(time(0));for(double l=rand(),l0=0,l00=0;;l0+=0.1){for(double l000=0;l000
    <1;l000+=.001,l+=((double)rand()/RAND_MAX)/0x64,l00+=((sin(l*0x8*atan(l0)*l000-(l0*0x8*atan
    (l)))*0.5)+0.5)){l00-=floor(l00);for(size_t l0000=0,l00000=(size_t)(0x50*(l00));l0000<l00000;++l0000
    )putchar(0x20);putchar(0x61+(int)((double)rand()/RAND_MAX*0x1a));putchar('\n');}}return 0;}

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    seems like none of the passengers read this: How to Wrestle an Alligator | The Art of Manliness
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    I'd probably panic too but having some piloting experience in small aircraft I would know to just get up on the seat. If everyone on a small plane suddenly moves to one side or the other...um...this is exactly what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ಠ_ಠ View Post
    seems like none of the passengers read this: How to Wrestle an Alligator | The Art of Manliness
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