Austrailan terrorist kills 19 people; survives plane crash, is killed with machete

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    Austrailan terrorist kills 19 people; survives plane crash, is killed with machete

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    Bad stuff happens whens you panic. That's horrible..

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    I love the title of this thread.
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    Ugh! That's a horrible way to go

    And judging from the fact the crocodile was in a sports bag, he was small and probably more frightened than everyone else.

    Sadly, there was no reason to kill it. We keep doing this absolute nonsense and I don't know why.
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    If Steve Irwin were alive, things would have turned out alright.

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    ...and then the "rescue" party kills the croc. Maybe that helps to explain the plane crash, too: a lack of respect for wild animals!
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    #include <cmath>
    #include <complex>
    bool euler_flip(bool value)
    {
        return std::pow
        (
            std::complex<float>(std::exp(1.0)), 
            std::complex<float>(0, 1) 
            * std::complex<float>(std::atan(1.0)
            *(1 << (value + 2)))
        ).real() < 0;
    }

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    seems like none of the passengers read this: How to Wrestle an Alligator | The Art of Manliness
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    I'd probably panic too but having some piloting experience in small aircraft I would know to just get up on the seat. If everyone on a small plane suddenly moves to one side or the other...um...this is exactly what happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ಠ_ಠ View Post
    seems like none of the passengers read this: How to Wrestle an Alligator | The Art of Manliness
    Favorited LOL.

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