Anybody catch Pat Robertson's idea about the earthquake that in Haita?
On his TV show he claims Haitians made a bargain with the Devil, back when Napoleon III ran Haita. They're getting these disasters because they turned away from God, don't ya know.
(Robertson had tea and a biscuit with God, just this morning, you see.)
So the devil saw to it that the French and Nap. III left, and Haita has been suffering ever since.
I would like to volunteer Robertson to be our Ambassador to one of the newly discovered "exoplanets" outside our solar system - far outside our solar system. Even if the planet selected has a poisonous atmosphere and is over 1,200ºC, that's OK - send him anyway.
The sooner, the better.