What's the weirdest combination of two things you've ever seen?
In the year 2000, I visited my wife-to-be in Israel, where she was living at the time... Among other places, we visited Hamat Gader, which is a resort facility that touts itself as an ancient Roman spa and alligator farm.
After a nice couple of hours soaking in the hot pools, it was nice to walk in our bathrobes over to the alligator pools and have a beer while watching the reptiles. Ahhh, that was nice. Back to the soaking pool.
Do NOT drink so much beer that you begin to confuse the soaking pool with the alligator pool. That is BAD, bad bad.