Until you can build a working general purpose reprogrammable computer out of basic components from radio shack, you are not fit to call yourself a programmer in my presence. This is cwhizard, signing off.
"I am not young enough to know everything."
"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. — Confucius