>>> turning it upside down and shaking it robustly for a few seconds.
Don't all the little letters and things fall out of the slots?
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>>> turning it upside down and shaking it robustly for a few seconds.
Don't all the little letters and things fall out of the slots?
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From MSDN:
To clear the screen, push in the power button, then release it. Your screen should clear up after that.
No, the only thing that sometimes falls out is this metallic aluminum powder. It gets on my fingers and makes a mess. I think my brand of computer is Ohio Art.Don't all the little letters and things fall out of the slots?
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ROTFL! There should be a waring on this stuff. A guy shouldnt be forced to laugh so hard before breakfast!
And i was looking at your code there guys and really(!!) your not very advanced users! Geez. Get some experience. This code was pretty good:
But its not very advanced. Try this:Code:void main(); { hello: cout << "Hello World!" << endl goto hello; main(); return 0; }
Also, for added advanced techniques, try putting more things on one line and not indenting anything. I hear compilers will make faster EXEs if theres less lines.Code:void main(); { char * hello_string; hello: hello_string = new char [20]; strcpy(hello_string, "Hello World!"); cout << hello_string << endl goto hello; main(); return 0; }
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This thread has gone nowhere, FAST.
But hey, everyone needs their fun.
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Prelude started it!
What do you mean not advanced enough? We're all programmers here and there is no denying that programmers are consistently lazy. In fact, when I use goto statements I'll use shorthand for the handle. Even if it saves me from typing just one letter.But its not very advanced.
DavidCode:void main(); { hell: cout << "Hello World!" << endl goto hell; main(); return 0; }
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Well you could at least do some error checking:
>>But hey, everyone needs their fun.Code:void main(); { hell: cout << "Hello World!" << endl goto hell; if (!main()) { goto hell; //because thats fun to type return E_FAIL; } return 0; }
Hey, this is serious stuff. We're trying to teach the newbies something here. Take a lesson from the masters.
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haha, it's generally not considered a good thing when you post on a topic that hasnt gotten a replay FOR ALMOST A YEAR!!!
I know man, but I couldn't resist!
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It's actually a good thing he posted, otherwise I would not know such a funny thread existed.
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Well we cover all those topics except LL and Hardcore STL (just intro). We have an advanced C++ class for those topics and more!!
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It's actually a good thing he posted, otherwise I would not know such a funny thread existed.
Hehe, what an amusing thread from so long ago.