Perhaps you really should fail then.
Harsh maybe, but there's an awful lot of failure going around at the moment. Sooner or later, you're going to have to deal with some kind of failure yourself. Mummy's precious little rug-rat may have gotten everything handed on a plate, but here in the real world, your bleating ain't worth a damn.
Just take the hit, learn from it, and be content that programming isn't for you.
> I hella don't pay attention in this class...
OK, that nails it - you don't deserve to pass.
Don't even pretend you can make it as a programmer, just go to the admin office and drop the course now. Don't even bother trying to take the mid-term. Even if you passed by some fluke, the only person being fooled into thinking you can do this will be you.
This is a simple test to see who goes on, and who doesn't.
The problems which will come are going to get a lot harder in a hurry.