In that case I may have misunderstood some comments, and I apologize sincerely for that.
edit: On that note, why is dynamic memory ludicrous? Seems kind of like built-in support for helping prevent stack overflow. Although I may be mistaken.
edit2: I also don't really like standard types. I am weird I know. If all my code can have a class oriented feel to it then I can understand it much easier.