newbie problem... help!!

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    newbie problem... help!!

    i need help with a piece of code that's supposed to loop ten times and print each "iteration". i've figured out this much:

    void main()
    {
    int x;
    int y;
    double z

    for (int i = 0 , i = 10, i + 1)
    gets (char e);

    for i = 1 to 3
    loop thrice;
    next x;
    (terpri)
    print e;

    PLEASE!! I NEED HELP with the program. i'm new to programming, so i need all the help i can get to make me able to be a 1337 h4x0r ,
    i need my program by 10 am tomorrow to be able to continue with my solely indepentdenat studies

    also, some 1337 h4x0r told me i should enter my code in the ioccc does this mean my code r0x0r?

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    Everything about your code is wrong, from the very first word.

    Quzah.
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    quzah, so true. there seems to be only 2 lines of code that are actually valid C, which is
    Code:
    int x; 
    int y;
    the rest is horrible horrible code thrown from god knows where, try reading up on for statements, the first parameter specifies initial values, the second specifies when it should loop ie, i=10, actually never mind thats even wrong, your assigning i the value 10, try putting for(i=0,i<=10;i++)
    or alternatevly you could actually learn how to program.

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    Hi ygfperson,
    I'm surprised that you've made over 300 posts. Maybe buy a book on C.

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    forgot to say this, but...

    this is satire. i'm not really that stupid. i'm making fun of newbies


    btw, it's a mixture of basic, lisp, and C
    but put together so it doesn't make any sense

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    >for i = 1 to 3

    that is amazing

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    Could one of the moderators block ygfperson, so he doesn't waste people's time?

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    i'm sorry about that. maybe i should've posted this in the general forum.

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    I think you should have, but the at least the code is a good laugh!

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    >Could one of the moderators block ygfperson, so he doesn't waste people's time?
    Perhaps you could chill out a bit.

    1) ygfperson is well known enough around here to try and make a joke, Mr. Unregistered.
    2) With some of the moronic questions we see it's a relief to see someone who actually isn't serious.
    3) Please don't hide behind the Unregistered tag when you try to flame.
    4) There are enough double posts and cross posts to waste our time anyway, so have a hearty laugh and shut up.

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    Bull took the time to try to answer ygfperson's question, while ygfperson was making fun of him. I'm not a member (the user names and passwords are a pain, and you don't gain much).

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    i wasn't making fun of bull.
    thanks for the support prelude

    isn't there a way to post with a name without registering it?

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    ygfperson, I think you got the point when you said you were sorry. Sorry for making a big deal out of it.

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    I thought it was quite obvious what he was doing. Seeing his code previously, I knew it had to be a joke.


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    Actually, knowing who posted it made it all the more funny. If it had been posted by unregistered, I don't think I would have found it as humorous. Especially the stuff at the bottom. If that didn't clue you in, well ...
    Last edited by swoopy; 04-23-2002 at 05:05 PM.

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