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    What? Now I have to repost, cos I like it so!
    Input sex
    mike_g

    Is woman!
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    Now try to find a name that leads to a different sex depending on the character set

    "I'm a man in UTF-8, but a woman in Latin-1."
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    Input sex
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    Is woman!
    LOL !!

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    yeah. nothing like math to prove a theorem
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Please don't write anything which might insult someone. Its written in community guidelines.

    I was damn serious while starting this thread. I just want to know what's written in the first post.

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    I believe English allows you to call anybody "them".
    I might be wrong.

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    My English is not that good, but i was taught that "them" is for plural ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by abk View Post
    My English is not that good, but i was taught that "them" is for plural ?
    Generally yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abk View Post
    Please don't write anything which might insult someone. Its written in community guidelines.
    Don't worry. No guidelines are being breached, no one's being insulted and we all are having some time off.

    I just want to know what's written in the first post.
    You can call me anything.
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Yeah I was a bit dissapointed that I couldent hide my little secret, but this stuff happens.

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    Man, two dozen replies and no one answered as a programmer!?! Fine:
    Are you a man or a woman ?
    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F. View Post
    You can call me anything.

    [Censored by the cosmic moderator of peace and love]-eater!!!

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    Man, two dozen replies and no one answered as a programmer!?!
    So your answer is "Man"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by indigo0086 View Post
    [Censored by the cosmic moderator of peace and love]-eater!!!
    chicken!
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tabstop View Post
    Man, two dozen replies and no one answered as a programmer!?!
    It's General Discussion. If this was the C forum, it would have been a different story and I probably would have complained about the invalid syntax and given a compiler error.

    Anyway, to the OP: I'm at least 50&#37; of one of those choices... and the remainder of me is from a dimension of space beyond which you can comprehend... no offense. I would also like to mention that I am also exploring Mario's inner-woman... with my index and middle finger. *wikki wikki*
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