The things MS thinks we need help with!
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"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
George Best
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Winston Churchill
Ahh crap, how do I open my CD drive again?
Well at least that was "somewhat" helpful![]()
If you were that dull to need help opening the box, do you think you would need the "Ultimate" version of Vista?
I must be really uncoordinated, because I hate getting things and then being unable to open them.I think it's a positive thing really. Just think of the last inconvenience you had with molded plastic.
Every package that needs instructions on how to open it fails the practicality test. The designers should be fired.
This does not apply to simple "Pull Here" markers.
All the buzzt!
CornedBee
"There is not now, nor has there ever been, nor will there ever be, any programming language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code."
- Flon's Law
That's right up there with these instructions
http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=86816
If you dance barefoot on the broken glass of undefined behaviour, you've got to expect the occasional cut.
If at first you don't succeed, try writing your phone number on the exam paper.
I support http://www.ukip.org/ as the first necessary step to a free Europe.
But, um, where are the pictures! I don't want to hurt my G5, there is no way I could figure out how to lift it without pictures. I am supposed to hit that button that pops out a handle before I unplug it right? You know, that handle/cup holder thingy...
"I need to move my machine, but I can't find out how to unplug the wireless connection".
If you dance barefoot on the broken glass of undefined behaviour, you've got to expect the occasional cut.
If at first you don't succeed, try writing your phone number on the exam paper.
I support http://www.ukip.org/ as the first necessary step to a free Europe.
My fav is when you call tech support and they are so nice as to try to explain to you where and what the start button does. MS tech support did that to me.
I like the bottom...
Originally Posted by Opening the Windows Vista box - Web Page
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I use the plastic edges to cut my head off! Owie!
You know what date is on this coin? 1958. It's been travelling twenty two years to get here.
And now it's here.
And I'm here.
And it's either heads or tails.
And you have to say...
Call it.
They could have used something like this for the X-Box packaging.
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When it comes to Microsoft, this is what I find ridiculous.
It's only one of the stupidest ideas in the world to create such a complicated network of upgrade/clean-install requirements. I got Media Center and I can't upgrade to Business? psh...well...looks like they've lost my business then.
Probably because they don't "match"; you'd lose the media centre functionality going from MCE to Business.Originally Posted by DavidP