Wheres the Undead board?

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    Wheres the Undead board?

    I've noticed that the Undead board has disappeared!
    Is it closed/mods only?
    Do they continue their strange ... ... ... rituals there?

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    Actually, since the last ritual, there is blood splattered all around... so far we couldn't find someone to clean up the mess, so it's closed until we do.


    We need a white female long-haired elephant-riding virgin born on 29. Feb 1994. You should have at least 15 years of experience in cleaning up such messes. Professional goat herders preferred.

    Send your resumes to cprog-cleanup@sacrifice.org.

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    if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?
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    Do not question the undead board.

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    Originally posted by iain
    if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?
    LoL!!! Good question. There is one thing I have learned from hanging out at this board though...MOD'S CAN DO ANYTHING.
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    Do not mock the great power of the mods gnu-ehacks. Our power is divinly given by the great undead lords that are worishiped.

    May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!
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    Originally posted by kermi3
    May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!
    Wait, wait! The elephant has to be a virgin?
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    Any ideas when this board might come back, or are we going to have to wait until a virgin elephant is found?
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    Hmm...This thread is beginning to become a litte strange...
    What will people say if they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
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    the animal rights groups shall hear of this!! you all toast!
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    Hey they're just asking for a virgin elephant they are not really saying that we're going to sacrifice a virgin elephant as part of a yearly ritual at the undead board.
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    anyone that knows for the extremely odd person that i really am knows i have an elephant called Brian. I dont know if hes a virgin - i shall find out and if he is i dont mind sacrificing him to the board.

    ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?
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    Originally posted by iain
    ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?
    A search on Google for "imaginary animal rights" turns up nothing. Looks like we're good to go.
    Jason Deckard

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    Correction to NV's post:

    We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).

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