I've noticed that the Undead board has disappeared!
Is it closed/mods only?:D
Do they continue their strange ... ... ... rituals there?
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I've noticed that the Undead board has disappeared!
Is it closed/mods only?:D
Do they continue their strange ... ... ... rituals there?
Actually, since the last ritual, there is blood splattered all around... so far we couldn't find someone to clean up the mess, so it's closed until we do.
We need a white female long-haired elephant-riding virgin born on 29. Feb 1994. You should have at least 15 years of experience in cleaning up such messes. Professional goat herders preferred.
Send your resumes to [email protected].
:p
if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?
Do not question the undead board.
a metal plate just struck my mouth!
LoL!!! Good question. There is one thing I have learned from hanging out at this board though...MOD'S CAN DO ANYTHING.Quote:
Originally posted by iain
if shes born in 1994 - how can she have 15 years experience?
Do not mock the great power of the mods gnu-ehacks. Our power is divinly given by the great undead lords that are worishiped.
May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!
Wait, wait! The elephant has to be a virgin?Quote:
Originally posted by kermi3
May the cerimony of the virgin elephant begin!
Any ideas when this board might come back, or are we going to have to wait until a virgin elephant is found?
Hmm...This thread is beginning to become a litte strange...
the animal rights groups shall hear of this!! you all toast!
Hey they're just asking for a virgin elephant they are not really saying that we're going to sacrifice a virgin elephant as part of a yearly ritual at the undead board. :D
anyone that knows for the extremely odd person that i really am knows i have an elephant called Brian. I dont know if hes a virgin - i shall find out and if he is i dont mind sacrificing him to the board.
ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?
A search on Google for "imaginary animal rights" turns up nothing. Looks like we're good to go. :DQuote:
Originally posted by iain
ps: hes imaginary - does that matter?
Correction to NV's post:
We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).
So you closed the Hidden Shrine too? Boy, I have been laid off job!! :(
Webmaster you forgot! Our elephant must also have at least 6' tusks!
ok, brian only has two - i can see if any of his elephant friends would oblige.....
:smacks forehead: Ohhhhh... it's all so clear now! I'll go round up the sheep and rabid ferret.Quote:
Originally posted by webmaster We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).
>>Originally posted by webmaster We need a 15 year old pregnant virgin elephant born in 1995 (note date change).
Do you mean, that the undead board will be opened in the year 2010? Last virgin & pregnant person lived on earth ~2002 years ago. But it shouldn't mean that an elephant couldn't be pregnant and virgine at the same time...:confused:
> Do you mean, that the undead board will be opened in the year 2010?
No, the elephant will, of course, have an accelerated aging process. Don't be silly.
> ok, brian only has two
You'll note that Kermi said 6' tusks. This means 6 foot tusks.
Wow! A tusk with feet (and six of them, no less)? This gets better all the time! I'll be sure not to miss this ritual!Quote:
Originally posted by Govtcheez
>You'll note that Kermi said 6' tusks. This means 6 foot tusks.
No, no, no. Foot tusks! Normal tusks are elongated teeth, these are special elongated toenails!
imaginary huh?... looks like i have to come up with an angry mob then...