Why does this happen?

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    Why does this happen?

    Why don't men like to talk when they go to the urinal? Why is this.........and do you think that girls talk a lot when they're well you know......in their place.
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    hmmm one of lifes little ,mysteries, well as girls seem to take hours and hours to visit the bathroom i think they ust have in depth prolonged conversations. I think we should address this question to the females of the board...well?
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    Yes girls please elaborate...........Gays and Bysexs are also welcome to express their opinions.......
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    muahaha... muahahahahaha... okay i'll stop... good question...

















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    Girls go to the toilet (or bathroom as American's like to say) to gossip. If they are on a double date, chances are they are talking about the guys they are with. At a social thing (like a school dance) there's probably b*tching going on about the other girls there.

    Guys go to do what they have to do, and don't mess around. If a guy looked over another guy while at the urinal and starting talking to the person, there's a fair chance he'd walk out with broken nose.

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    haha... nice... again this is a good question... but i think bassy/penny/cg would keep it under wraps [while they go to the restroom...]
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    Sometimes I can be walking with my friends, and we are all making jokes all loud, laughing, but once we step in the bathroom everything goes quiet a dead silence, it's as if everything stops. Then after we do out duty and we go out of the bathroom, all talking resumes. This is something that science but not be able to explain.
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    Maybe men like to look at each other when thay are speaking......

    If they did that in the toilet everyone would have wet trousers and have no relationships with women

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    Ever notice the Urinal Spacing? Guys will always take the urinal farthest away from anyone else in the room. No exceptions.

    [G][ ][G][ ][G][ ][G]

    [G] = A guy at a urinal
    [ ] = An unusable urinal
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    Originally posted by lightatdawn
    Ever notice the Urinal Spacing? Guys will always take the urinal farthest away from anyone else in the room. No exceptions.

    [G][ ][G][ ][G][ ][G]

    [G] = A guy at a urinal
    [ ] = An unusable urinal
    LOL!!!


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    And no-one wants to pee next to someone who stands a foot taller than them......
    and who says size doesnt matter...
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    LOL, have you ever been in urinals which so little that you think that people could actually take a peak from the top. Now THAT IS DISTURBING.
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    "no-one" was that remark aimed at me?

    since im a Man! i will explain as stealth did, why men don't chat in the B-room. We go there for buisness, there are other places for talk, the B-Room is a dangerous place, and besides that if you see men "chatting" in the B-Room(not joking or passing remarks mind you) they are probably gay.

    and anyone whos top peeking in the mens bathroom won't be walking out... most assuridly.
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    Hehe this post kinda reminded me of this flash game...
    http://www.flasharcade.com/game.cgi?urinal

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    Originally posted by no-one
    "no-one" was that remark aimed at me?
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    LOL....everytime I type that on this board I think of you.....

    And no I wasnt refering directly to you....To my knowledge I have never met you in a urinal.......

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