Why does this happen?

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    i would hope not since i've never been to england(thats where you live right?).
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    Ok, I once went to this place........well actually it has happened to me about twice, where the urinals are all like a long narrow ditch where you just pee in there, and since it's kinda tilted to one side the water just drains to one side. Everything it's all in the open, you just go and pull out your equipment and pee. Your commander is in full view of everyone else, who is there peeing. I mean how sick is this, and who invented this kind of urinals. I wouldn't feel right pulling out my commander with Bubba right next to me peeking from the right corner of his eyes at me.
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    they had ones long urinals like those at school. theres a trick to using those. only two people at a time may pee in such a urinal, each standing at opposite ends and angling away from one another. anyone who goes in the middle is either gay or VERY desperate becasue they will be labelled gay. unless in a pub. 'cause the theres too much to do for only two at a time to do it.

    why do people stop talking? maybe its like a subconciuos safety mechanism so if the mens is invaded by females/those of a different sexual orientation their entrance will be heard and everything will be safely tucked away behind the zipper in time
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    HAHAHA U PEED NEXT TO ME THAT MEANS U R HOMOSEEXUAL

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    or did you pee next to me?
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    yes...yes I did.

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    Dude you are sick.

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    nah...just twisted
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    >Bubba right next to me

    coincidentally someone here has that handle... a good VESA-ing associate of myne...
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    What do you think would happen if you were standing next to a guy while peeing and you leaned over and said, "Well aren't you a lucky fella!"

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    Originally posted by elchulo2002
    Ok, I once went to this place........well actually it has happened to me about twice, where the urinals are all like a long narrow ditch where you just pee in there, and since it's kinda tilted to one side the water just drains to one side. Everything it's all in the open, you just go and pull out your equipment and pee. Your commander is in full view of everyone else, who is there peeing. I mean how sick is this, and who invented this kind of urinals.
    Those type of urinals you describe are pretty common here. All through school they were like that. Now at most new places built, you get the ones that look like an egg with the front missing - kind of look like this: (_). And as for everyone being able to see, well unless you are severley homophobic, who cares? It's just a penis - you're mother saw it when you were born, you dad has one, your mates have 'em, girls have seen them as well. It's not a big deal to me.

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    Well I am pretty "sensitive" when it comes to my commander, usually I don't let people, but you know girls when it's time to get down to business see it. I wouldn't like a bunch of guys looking at my General. But hey maybe I am the only one who feels this way.
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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    Well refering to it as your "Commander" is pretty sad man.

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    lol, I know man..........there was no "pun" intented if you can call it that, I am not saying that he commandeers everything, I just couldn't find a better name and I didn't want to be just calling it "penis".
    There are some real morons in this world please do not become one of them, do not become a victim of moronitis. PROGRAMMING IS THE FUTURE...THE FUTURE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!

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