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    Joke of the Day

    Room Service (RS): "Morny. Ruin sorbees"
    Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service"
    RS: "Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
    G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"
    RS: "Ow July den?"
    G: "What??"
    RS: "Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?"
    G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
    RS: "Ow July dee bayhcem...crease?"
    G: "Crisp will be fine."
    RS : "Hokay. An San tos?"
    G: "What?"
    RS:"San tos. July San tos?"
    G: "I don't think so"
    RS: "No? Judo one toes??"
    G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what
    'judo one toes 'means."
    RS: "Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish
    mopping we bother?"
    G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.'
    Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
    RS: "We bother?"
    G: "No..just put the bother on the side."
    RS: "Wad?"
    G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
    RS: "Copy?"
    G: "Sorry?"
    RS: "Copy...tea...mill?"
    G: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
    RS: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, c
    rease baychem,tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
    and copy....rye??"
    G: "Whatever you say"
    RS: "Tendjewberrymud"
    G: "You're welcome"


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    Having grown up in Colorado and then taken a job down south, I can certainly "reeelate tu zat".
    Jason Deckard

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    I know that was very funny... but
    DISGUISED, you should translate the words of RS.. for US..
    [ Never code before desk work ]
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    A man who fears Nothing is the man who Loves Nothing
    If you Love Nothing, what joy is there in your life.
    =------------------------------------------------------= - I may be wrong.

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    <<DISGUISED, you should translate the words of RS.. for US..

    Uummm I think that was the joke
    if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?

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    sowndz lyk ghameghodt.
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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    LMAO that's funny!! Ha ha, ::wipes tears from eyes::

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    >>sowndz lyk ghameghodt.
    Who/what does?
    Sauron a few seconds before his defeat:
    "What? A 'division by 0' error?!?"

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