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    Oh man, you guys are cracking me up...

    Of course, "eh" is just something that Americans and the rest of the world like to stereotype on us; I don't play hockey, I rarely if ever use "eh" in my sentance, and am completely ignorant of the fact that Lacrosse is Canada's official sport.
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    But it's unavoidable.

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    > But it's unavoidable.

    I keep telling that to me wife, eh!
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    "Honey, I think we should really talk about your perfomance in bed."

    "Umm... err... Hey, didn't the neighbors just reside their house? Looks great, doesn't it... really increases the value of the neighborhood."

    "Why do you always cha..."

    "It's unavoidable!"

    I just kiddin' with you, Mario. We all know you're probably a hot latin lover.
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    No, really. You aren't far from the truth.

    We have a condoms tv commercial over here. It goes more or less like this:

    A pack of two for those just starting. The second because the first got used too quickly.
    A pack of 3 for the more advanced ones; One for the mornings, another for the afternoons, another at night.
    A pack of 6 for the experts. One for each day of the week.
    And a pack of 12 for the married. One for January, another for February,...
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    From "Happy Thanksgiving!" to secks. Way to go CProg members! Wait...is secks like buttsecks or am I mistaken? meh...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    No, really. You aren't far from the truth.

    We have a condoms tv commercial over here. It goes more or less like this:

    A pack of two for those just starting. The second because the first got used too quickly.
    A pack of 3 for the more advanced ones; One for the mornings, another for the afternoons, another at night.
    A pack of 6 for the experts. One for each day of the week.
    And a pack of 12 for the married. One for January, another for February,...
    So which one are you?

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