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    Post a funny thread!

    Do what the title says! It doesn't have to be a programming forum either. Here's mine, I hope it was a joke: http://www.gamedev.net/community/for...opic_id=423287
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    He gets around doesn't he?
    http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/thread60350.html

    Before that, he wanted to create an OS.
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    I don't have any thread... but did have access to Bush email from a while ago.

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    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salem
    He gets around doesn't he?
    http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/thread60350.html

    Before that, he wanted to create an OS.
    Lol! He might be on CProg forums! :O

    I like the Bush thing, because it's true!
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    Yeah... but he really needs to answer those God messages.
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salem
    He gets around doesn't he?
    http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/thread60350.html

    Before that, he wanted to create an OS.
    ARRGHH! I tried my best to explain to him, and he didn't seem to listen -- as soon as someone answered, he just asked another question. I hope I never see him again...

    I mean, this is just ridiculous:
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    Link please


    And do you know like did you ever watch a cartoon and saythe rugrats it behind the seen and u see this girl tlking like a kid that what I want something similar too Where it can Change the voice
    By the way, here's his "creating an OS" thread:
    http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/thread59835.html
    Last edited by joeprogrammer; 11-09-2006 at 06:18 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    Yeah... but he really needs to answer those God messages.
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    Now I know how I can make joeprogrammer answer any thread of mine in the future!
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Agreed, Govtcheez. That is ridiculous.
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    Recursion?

    That tauren guy is hilarious btw. Thanks guys for posting that. I know it's mean to laugh at him, but it feels oh so good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dante Shamest
    Damn! I fell for it!
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Ah! I did too, even after that post!
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    This one is pretty funny too
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    I like this one: CProg Fantasy Football version pi

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