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    I'll never forget this one: pointers *shudder*
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlyMaelstrom
    I like this one: CProg Fantasy Football version pi

    Bunch of computer nerds pretending they know about football.
    There's a reason I named my team "Nicole Brown Simpson", and it's not just because I want to be a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychopath
    I'll never forget this one: pointers *shudder*
    I think he had a point
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


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    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Who could forget this thread: Could Someone Please Explain This Code

    I bet all of your replies are negative, you seem to be one of those people the cant do much but talk alot. I wrote the code and now need to know the names of the technical bits I have used without noticing. So If you are not skilled enough to understand my code, dont bother opening your mouth
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    Darn those unnoticed technical bits! They always fool me
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    >I wrote the code and now need to know the names of the technical bits I have used without noticing.
    I hate it when I use those pesky technical bits without noticing.

    >So If you are not skilled enough to understand my code, dont bother opening your mouth
    Ironically, he wouldn't shut up.
    My best code is written with the delete key.

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    It always happens like that, doesn't it?
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    That last one must be bar none one of the funniest things I've ever seen...
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    Erm, Sly, that turns up no matches...
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    >Erm, Sly, that turns up no matches...
    I'm guessing it's a search for "void main" or "fflush stdin".
    My best code is written with the delete key.

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    How about those threads cross-posted to daniweb just to get the same answers they did here?

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    Hmmm that's weird, that wasn't the URL I posted. I had even followed it after I posted it. Anyway, it was a lame joke and I prefer what Prelude said, so just search for that.
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    Searches are stored temporarily and the URL you posted only had the ID of that temporary storage, which either was bound to your user in the first place or quickly expired.
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