Your government will maintain control! (Part 2)

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    They obviously stop the simulation after the year 2200, because they know that's when we (ok, not we...our grandchildren) all get killed by the asteroid.
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    It realizes it got too close to us, stops, apologizes, and flies away.
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    There won't be an after 2200
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Isn't that that stupid show on the USA network? Man, when are they gonna cancel that and double up on Monk?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlyMaelstrom
    Isn't that that stupid show on the USA network? Man, when are they gonna cancel that and double up on Monk?
    What show are you talking about my good man

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    http://www.usanetwork.com/series/the4400/

    ...ok, so I was off by 2200. Oh my god! 2200! It's all connected!
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    Monk is an awesome show though. I watch TV for two reasons: Law & Order and Monk sometimes too. I love cop shows. I get to watch people get arrested in the comfort of my own home.

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    I hope the asteroid hits us so I get a day off work.

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    There won't be an after 2200
    holy ........ stain that's the model number of my dsl adapter...FROM VERIZON!

    I hope that it's made of oreos so that everyone else gets fat when it hits and I wont' feel so bad about myself.
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    I don't know. If it is the end of the world it is supposed to hurt everyone equally.

    I bet it is made of Paris Hilton dolls
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    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    If it is the end of the world it is supposed to hurt everyone equally.
    That reminds me of one of my favorite running bits, which based on this:
    There's a famous joke about a New York Times headline: "World to End Friday; Women, Minorities Hardest Hit."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobMcGee123
    holy ........ stain that's the model number of my dsl adapter...FROM VERIZON!

    I hope that it's made of oreos so that everyone else gets fat when it hits and I wont' feel so bad about myself.
    You are the chosen one

    It is written in the book of necropolis that "the bob one" will arise from the ashes of a fallen civilization and lead his people into new age of peace and understanding, where all men shall prosper and live without fear or tyranny and evil

    so what do you say bob are you up to it

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