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    World cup scorecard

    A really nice and compact world cup scorecard download from microsoft.
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    A really nice and compact world cup scorecard download from microsoft.
    sorry soccer is illegal in america

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    I dislike nationalistic, ignorant Americans.

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    Tell that to your boys Sniper, when you guys defeated us last world cup
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    Tell that to your boys Sniper, when you guys defeated us last world cup
    Was it played in the US? Nope.
    If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aran
    I dislike nationalistic, ignorant Americans.
    but you love nationalistic, ignorant [insert whatever nation's soccer fans that rabidly nationalize the game]

    I love those crazy bastards...because they just aren't American.

    get a funny bone transplant.

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    sorry soccer is illegal in america
    Pretty much the same situation in Canada
    We're too busy cheering for Edmonton (even though they're down 2-0), we don't care one bit about FIFA.

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    ok... this is big! Just a moment while I try to gain my posture back.

    Canada and USA are in agreement over something?
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    ok... this is big! Just a moment while I try to gain my posture back.

    Canada and USA are in agreement over something?
    common speech. Now if only we could get them to stop spelling like the British we can hold hands and skip over the world.

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    I don't think so. You guys like it as it is. You prefer to keep blaming them and they prefer to keep complaining it's their fault.
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    What is soccer, anyway?

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    Men running after a ball. It is also known as football. However, in soccer you don't wear mattresses and you can see players haircuts.
    The programmer’s wife tells him: “Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.”
    The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.


    Originally Posted by brewbuck:
    Reimplementing a large system in another language to get a 25% performance boost is nonsense. It would be cheaper to just get a computer which is 25% faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    Men running after a ball. It is also known as football. However, in soccer you don't wear mattresses and you can see players haircuts.
    Any sport where battle armor is required > soccer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mario F.
    Men running after a ball.
    The ball usually wins. Such a tragic sport.
    Quote Originally Posted by SniperSAS
    Any sport where battle armor is required > soccer
    Seconded.
    If I did your homework for you, then you might pass your class without learning how to write a program like this. Then you might graduate and get your degree without learning how to write a program like this. You might become a professional programmer without knowing how to write a program like this. Someday you might work on a project with me without knowing how to write a program like this. Then I would have to do you serious bodily harm. - Jack Klein

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